Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[Finnegan]

KIRK:"Pike said this conga-line crap would take the edge off of everyone's nerves--but I feel like such a dork....."

Pike: "If anyone receives any distress calls from Talos IV, put your fingers in your ears,
whistle, and shut the fuck up about it".

 

[Finnegan]

KIRK:"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL."
HAL: "I'm sorry--but I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave....."
KIRK: "Who the fuck is 'Dave'?"

Pike: "I gots me a bad hankerin' for some of them green animal women.
Helm, lay in a course--for love."

 

[Bill Morris]

Who need turbolifts, when you can ice-skate?!!

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

 

[Ghostface1701]

If we're still doing Airplane! quotes:

Pike: "Nervous, Cadet?"
Kirk: "Yes"
Pike: "First time?"
Kirk: "No, I've been nervous lots of times"

 

[Finnegan]

If we're still doing Airplane! quotes:

Pike: "Nervous Cadet"
Kirk: "Yes"
Pike: "First time?"
Kirk: "No, I've been nervous lots of times"

Sweet.

 

[M'Sharak]

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Pike: BEEP

Kirk: "Gesundheit."

Pike: "Thanks."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

I just now noticed the Apple logo in the corner.

 

[Samurai8472]

Leia- Kirk get up here! we've got Tie Fighters on our tail!

Kirk- C'MON Chewie!

Chewbacca- Rawrrr!

 

[Rat Boy]

I just now noticed the Apple logo in the corner.

Stormtrooper: "Apple? Fuck, I'm from Microsoft."

 

[Super Grover]

Pike: Ok, I want a six foot trench dug around the ship, fill it with gasoline. You, get the women and children to the lower shelters. Contact the Japanese ambassador. Rorshach, get me a complete profile of everyone who has seen the Sound of Music more than four times.

 

[Super Grover]

Pike: James T. Kirk?
ensign: You know him?
Pike: Never heard of him. That's not exactly true. We were like brothers. We flew together during the war. We were close, real close until.
ensign: until sir?
Pike: That day over Macho Grande.
Engisn: Over Macho Grande?
Pike: No, I"m afraid I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

 

[Super Grover]

Kirk: We Better get up to the tower.
Uhura: We have no tower sir.
Kirk: No tower?
Uhura: just a bridge sir.
Kirk: WHY ARE THE HELL I NOT NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS!


ok, I think it's out of my system now.

 

[ST-One]

Kirk: We've got to move the bathroom closer to the bridge!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "Nuke the thread from orbit. It's the only way to stop the Airplane quotes."

 

[Kirk1980]

Airplane is one of the best movies ever.

THERE WILL BE NO END TO THIS MADNESS!

Sweet.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: Fire all canon, Kirk!
Kirk: Don't you mean, "Fire all cannons," sir?
Pike: You heard me right, mister. Those are direct orders from Commodore Abrams.
Kirk: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Nuke the thread from orbit. It's the only way to stop the Airplane quotes."

Kirk: "Game over, man! Game over!"

 

[SPCTRE]

Pike: Chekov, listen, and you listen close: flying a starship is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

 

[Classic Fan]

Please ignore the fact that Kirk is behind Pike for this moment.

Pike: "This is Fleet Captain Pike. Kirk, have you found the bowling alley yet. I need a beer and ten pins after this shift from hell."

*Camera fades to lower decks*

Kirk *Out of breath*: "No, sir, we havnt. However we have found that device in engineering, those red lights keep moving back and forth, aside from that, the device seems to have no function whatsoever sir."