Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[Super Grover]

Surely you can't be serious.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Brought to you with limited commercial interruptions by new and improved Windex.

 

[Franklin]

Young Kirk learns a major lesson in command tactics.

Pike (to a foe on screen): Our ship is equipped with corbomite. If you destroy us, it will trigger an explosion so large that your ship and everything within a large section of this sector will also be destroyed.
Kirk (to himself): Pffffft! Yeah, like anyone would fall for that.

 

[jgdst]

Wow, thanks for the win Very unexpected.

Time for one of Kirk's legendary Sexy Parties.

Pike : It's happening... I'm being crippled.
Kirk: Are you sure?
Pike: Dude, there's all this radioactive lens-flare shit coming out of my face every time I open my mouth!

 

[Samurai8472]

Sulu-Captain those lights are blinking out of sequence.
Pike- Make them blink in sequence.

Kirk Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Pike. I mean, up here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk learned he shouldn't watch a Packers game with Pike, especially when they're losing.

 

[B.J.]

Gotta give credit to Candlelight for the inspiration:

"Daleks! Why'd they base the corridor design on Dalek ships AND include Daleks!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shameless plugging time...

Pine: "It's up! Gotta download!"

V V V V

 

[ManOnTheWave]

It was a flawless plan. Short skirts. Shiny reflective floors. Uhura's penchant for going commando. Unfortunately, Uhura isn't stupid and she knows how to kick an ass.

or

Gotta.... keep.... running.... don't.... want..... to be...... grossly overweight..... by...... mid eighties......

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Pike: Download faster, Kirk! The new version of the trailer is online with a special surprise!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"OUTTA THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Just finished a four-course Tex-Mex Dinner!!! COMIN' THROUGH!!!"

"Quick, get me a female yeoman on the bridge so I can say sexist, quizzically outdated things to her...then hand her a clipboard!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"OHHHHH, crap...

I just hope this mess doesn't leave me in a wheelchair that uses Lite-Brites to communicate!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Pike: Download faster, Kirk! The new version of the trailer is online with a special surprise!

What? When did this appear?

Sorry, ignore, just saw it.

What a waste of time downloading it for nothing...

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO!!!

Don't push the button, Frank!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Pike to attacking vessel...stand down, or be angrily BEEPED AT!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The real reason why Pike's chair only beeped was because of how much he swore when in command of the Enterprise.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP...

KIRK:"Western Union, Union!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Famous Last Acts:

NEVER run for the transporter room on a Starfleet flagship with freshly polished and waxed corridors...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: BEEP

Kirk: "Gesundheit."

Pike: "Thanks."

 

[Finnegan]

KIRK:"Lemme out!! I got on the wrong ship!! Captain Garrovik and the Farragut crew
are never gonna let me live this down.....

Pike: "Say what you will about popular late 20th century commercial entertainment,
but St. Elsewhere was a fine medical drama".