Well, after the insanity of last week has finally calmed down, we're off to another contest. There's a lot to cover before we get on with the new one, so first let's quickly get to:
For the first picture of Kirk watching the Riverside, Iowa public works department erect the holiday starship, our winner is:
And for the picture of Lady Amanda wondering exactly when the romance went out of her marriage to Sarek, our winner is:
And for the one of Chekov wondering why the hell his console looks so different all of a sudden:
And finally for the one of Scotty, the unfortunate victim of getting pissed on by that large ice planet monster, our winner is:
Next, the Photoshop award, who may have taken a little inspiration from a caption of mine:
Lastly, we have a musically-inclined Multi-Caption award:
Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:
Nerys Myk - 2
middyseafort - 2
Amasov - 2
M'Sharak - 1
Herkimer Jitty - 1
seigezunt - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
cooleddie74 - 1
jongredic - 1
Woulfe - 1
This week we dial it down to two pictures, both taken from the trailer. Our first is of Kirk clearly not reading the sign warning that the floor is slippery when wet. Next is a picture of Captain Pike, who looks suspiciously like JFK. Or the Nowhere Man, take your pick. Happy captioning:
For the first picture of Kirk watching the Riverside, Iowa public works department erect the holiday starship, our winner is:
What happens when you park your starship in one of *those* neighborhoods for too long...
And for the picture of Lady Amanda wondering exactly when the romance went out of her marriage to Sarek, our winner is:
AMANDA:"I love you, my husband."
SAREK:"I love you...she who is my wife."
DISTANT VOICE SCREAMING:"Oh, just shut the hell up and DO IT already!!! I'm losing my wood here!!!"
And for the one of Chekov wondering why the hell his console looks so different all of a sudden:
The makers of the latest Star Trek movie drew their inspiration from a variety of sources, including the Peter Pan comic book/record adventures. Thus making Uhura a white man and Sulu a black woman.
And finally for the one of Scotty, the unfortunate victim of getting pissed on by that large ice planet monster, our winner is:
Scotty: You're wondering if I'm going to be as annoying as I appeared in the trailer aren't you?
Next, the Photoshop award, who may have taken a little inspiration from a caption of mine:
Lastly, we have a musically-inclined Multi-Caption award:
Star Trip - Sing Along With The Stars Of The New Movie
~/o' In the land, where I was born, lived a man, who sailed the starry seas, tho' he was from Iowa, he worked in outer space.... 'o\~
~/o' His first officer is half Human and half Vulcan, with pointed ears and a Moe Howard hair-cut.... 'o\~
~/o' We all live on the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise ..... 'o\~
~/o' We all live on the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise.... 'o\~
Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:
Nerys Myk - 2
middyseafort - 2
Amasov - 2
M'Sharak - 1
Herkimer Jitty - 1
seigezunt - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
cooleddie74 - 1
jongredic - 1
Woulfe - 1
This week we dial it down to two pictures, both taken from the trailer. Our first is of Kirk clearly not reading the sign warning that the floor is slippery when wet. Next is a picture of Captain Pike, who looks suspiciously like JFK. Or the Nowhere Man, take your pick. Happy captioning:
