Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[Santa Kang]

YEOMAN HOSTESS: Shatner? Sorry sir, there is no reservation in that name. If you'd like to wait, we might have a cancelation.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "What about 'these two pictures' don't they understand?"

 

[Santa Kang]

I'm old. I'll forget the gag by tomorrow.

 

[StarTrek1701]

 

[Santa Kang]

KIRK: What?! It was the only clean shirt I had!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Urban: "Wait, I don't get it. Why's the audience suddenly leaving? Was it something we said?"

 

[Starpaul20]

McCoy: Him, really?
Kirk: Yes, him. He can shout like Spock does.
Tigh: DAMN RIGHT!

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

LOL

 

[Aragorn]

SPOCK: What do you mean 'Gene Roddenberry's written lyrics to all the music Michael Giacchino composed for this film'? How is that even possible?

 

[Santa Kang]

SULU: I thought Col. Tigh was a black guy.

 

[seigezunt]

SPOCK: What do you mean 'Gene Roddenberry's written lyrics to all the music Michael Giacchino composed for this film'? How is that even possible?

give that man an IDIC medallion.

For $75.

 

[seigezunt]

 

[Rat Boy]

Tigh: "Two frakking Spocks? By the Gods; next thing you'll tell me is that I'm a frakking Cylon!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait a minute. Is that a naked picture of my mother?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Bones was also a Tampa Bay fan.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quinto: "It's Quinto, not Quiznos!"

 

[Amasov]

Kirk: Well.. this is slightly uncomfortable.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: Well.. this is slightly uncomfortable.

McCoy: "What? Is there something wrong with my face?"

 

[Sector 7]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE??? I gotta have nuSpock in a purple tunic!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Okay, okay: we'll cut the nude jumping jacks out of your physical ..."