Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[ST-One]

Look! The TrekBBS posters are talking about us.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: <choking> Donkey punch... facing wrong way... must let me turn around.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "Look, could you guys stop posting snide comments below us?"

 

[Aragorn]

SPOCK: I was specifically told that Kim Bauer would not be part of this crew. Why would you lie to me like that?

 

[Skywalker]

Spock's reaction to Kirk's harmless little joke was rather, shall we say...pointed.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PINE: I'm wearing black because it's slimming.

URBAN: That's thinking ahead.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I see Hoshi still hasn't been promoted after 100 years.

 

[Outpost4]

Quinto: No Shatner, OK?

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I'm not sure, Jim. It's some sort of alter ego named Carl.

 

[Jptrekker]

McCoy: "Look, could you guys stop posting snide comments below us?"

TrekBBS: Hey you wanted to wear the spacesuits, goes along with the uniform!

 

[Starlock]

Kirk learned very quickly not to make jokes about shoplifting around Spock...

 

[Jptrekker]

1:47 into the film...

Kirk: Look, It is I--the great Captain Kirk--returned from the future to save the past!

Bones: Sorry toupee-boy, some old guy with pointed ears already showed up from the future hours ago and helped us take out a Romulan from the future and "save the past" as you put it.
Now, we're just standing around giving the vulcan a hard time about how he showed "primitive" human emotions and having a good laugh--even though countless crewmen are dead and the engineer here is scarred for life after having to give the kiss of life to some guy in an Afro after he OD'd on Antaraen glow water.

 

[Woulfe]

Kirk : Look it's millions of Star Trek Fans Online....

McCoy : Why are they all staring at us like that ?

Scotty : It's like they don't recognize us....

Sulu : Oh my !

Uhura : Is it the uniforms ?

Checkov : Is it the bridge ?

 

[Woulfe]

Qinto : For the millionth time, STOP CALLING ME SKYLAR !

Pine : Urk, gah, okay, okay....

 

[Woulfe]

Pine : Captain's... Log....

J. J : Cut !

Pine : Sorry, I did it again, didn't I....

J. J : Yes, let's try that again.

Pine : Captain's Log, Stardate, 3465.12

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

McCoy: Hey...you...Spock! Did you tell "curly-top" over here that he should come to the bridge? No no no no -- We thought we all agreed that he needs to stay below-decks for about a year so Khan can see him.
What the hell were you thinking, you green-blooded half-breed canon-destroyer.


EDIT TO ADD:
ps....from Jackson Roykirk: I actually don't care that Chekov is in this...I'm not that picky

 

[Outpost4]

Yelchin: Aren't we missing a couple of women? I mean, who's playing Lovey and Ginger?
Urban: Wrong reboot.
Pine: Shut up, little buddy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Word of warning: I'm saving the other pictures from the 'net for future contests, so hold off on your captions for the one of Kirk in the captain's chair.

Chekov: "See, that's the guy. The one threatened to beat me up after I took too long in the bathroom."

Everyone else: "Khan."

Kirk: "Look, whatever I did, I'm sorry, but why'd you kiss me and call me Fredo?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "That's...that's the regulation haircut for nawigators?"

Kirk: "Report to the barber immediately to receive your Davy, Ensign!"

 

[Sector 7]

My Mind to your Mind,...

...My Hand to your Throat...