Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[themanthebelly]

McCoy: But why on Earth would these 'Romulords' want to travel back in time to kill him?

Kirk: Yeah, I ain't done nuffin' to them!

 

[Aragorn]

CHEKOV: So the one dancing naked with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Gene Roddenberry, that's MattJC?

KIRK: No, that's The God Thing. MattJC is the one whose entire wardrobe consists of 100 duplicates of what he's wearing now. And he's also eaten the exact same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner for like the past year.

MCCOY: Wait, I thought that was Captain Robert April. Which one is he then?

UHURA: He's the one throwing a temper tantrum about what he overheard two fanboys talking about at 7 Eleven, because obviously their opinion is the gospel truth when it comes to something they have absolutely nothing to do with.

SCOTTY: Bollocks! None of them can even hold a candle to Stewey.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "So let me get this straight, in the future I become an admiral?"

Ambassador Spock: "Correct, Doctor."

Chekov: "So do I?"

Ambassador Spock: "Yes, Ensign."

Uhura: "And I get to be director of Starfleet Intelligence?"

Sulu: "I have a daughter?"

Scotty: "I grow a mustache and get fat?"

Ambassador Spock: "Precisely."

Kirk: "Well, wait, what about me? What's my future?"

Ambassador Spock: "Jim, I believe they used to call it, 'Pulling a Wile E. Coyote.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Wait a minute? Where's the fucking ball game? Stupid TBS!"

 

[Skywalker]

^

 

[Rat Boy]

Guess who's in charge now?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Urban: I'm playing Bones, this guy in the black shirt is Kirk. Scotty's the chap behind me. Sulu, well I guess you can pick that one. Same with Uhura. The curly haired fella is Chekov, the navigator not the playwright. So we're new actors playing old parts.

We may have different hairstyles, eye colors and what not. Oh, we may sound different than those other chaps. But enough with the bitchin'. It is what it is. Get over it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Urban: I'm playing Bones, this guy in the black shirt is Kirk. Scotty's the chap behind me. Sulu, well I guess you can pick that one. Same with Uhura. The curly haired fella is Chekov, the navigator not the playwright. So we're new actors playing old parts.

We may have different hairstyles, eye colors and what not. Oh, we may sound different than those other chaps. But enough with the bitchin'. It is what it is. Get over it.

BURN HIM!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

^I feel honored. No one's called for me to be set on fire before.

 

[Nerys Myk]

^I feel honored. No one's called for me to set on fire before.

"Urban" actually.

Do you float?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

^Apparently not. But wouldn't be the first time I'd been dense. Ask my girlfriend.

 

[Nerys Myk]

^Apparently not. But wouldn't be the first time I'd been dense. Ask my girlfriend.

Then you're not a witch. Unless you weigh the same as a duck.

Do you?

 

[Samurai8472]

Kirk- so in the early 21st century they made this show called "Enterprise"?

McCoy- Change the channel HBO's showing "Shaun of the dead"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

^Apparently not. But wouldn't be the first time I'd been dense. Ask my girlfriend.

Then you're not a witch. Unless you weigh the same as a duck.

Do you?

A buck sixty. A little more than a duck, I'd say.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mirror Spock: "Tantalus, Shmantalus. I want the pleasure of personally ringing your neck!"

McCoy: "But, but...Tampa had a three games to one lead!"

Kirk: "Well, it was over Boston, Bones."

 

[Alyssa]

( Spock off-screen is playing that Vulcan lute thing. )

Bones: ( whispers ) Alright enough is enough who is gonna tell Spock that his playing sucks.

Kirk: You do it, I'm not opening that can of worms!

Uhura: How about if I offer to sing along with his playing from now on and sing REALLY REALLY badly until he's had enough and stops.

Kirk: Nah that wont work, I'll just talk to him.

Spock: Now what where you saying about my lute playing?

Kirk: Nothing nothing your great ....reallly!

Spock: Alright then ( Leaves )

Kirk: Uhura your on.

 

[maryh]

Spock: "You will cease to pry into my personal matters, Captain,or I shall certainly break your neck."

Kirk: "Got It"

McCoy: "You see Spock... if you used your hand a little..... kinda like this... it might prevent this whole Pon Farr thing....."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Let me on the set, dammit! I must be in the new movie! I'M...CAPTAIN KIRK!"

Urban: "The fuck's his problem?"

Pine: "Hey, wasn't that Denny Crane?"

 

[Rat Boy]

The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Carl, we need to talk."

Diamond Jim: "Yeah, where's our money?"

 

[Aragorn]

Spock: First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction.