Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Is that Sarah Palin? On SNL? Dancing to a rap song?!"

 

[Samurai8472]

Kirk-.........................................yeaaaaaahhhhh.

Uhura-um.............I think I hear a distress beacon *runs away*

Bone- MYGOD! that man has talent!

 

[themanthebelly]

Kirk: <Cough> Argh... <Choke> Ha... <Cough> Hahaha! Ugh... Told you <Cough> Haha... Urgh... I could make him angry. <splutter> Haha...

 

[Classic Fan]

Quinto: "You BASTARD. You pretty, blue eyed tall blonde BASTARD!"
Pine: "WHAT! *cough*"
Quinto: "You got to kiss Lindsey Lohan. You BASTARD!"

 

[Sector 7]

Quinto: "You BASTARD. You pretty, blue eyed tall blonde BASTARD!"
Pine: "WHAT! *cough*"
Quinto: "You got to kiss Lindsey Lohan. You BASTARD!"

Pine: That ain't sayin' much... *choke* so does that skank chick... *cough*

 

[Sector 7]

Spock: I warned you, Kirk! "Don't make me angry!", I said. "You won't like me when I'm angry!"

 

[Classic Fan]

Hopefully, im the first in with a photoshop jobbie...







Inspired by my reply in the 'bridge layout' thread...

Old Spock: "My younger counterpart is missing, he hasnt left the ship, no transporter logs have him listed, he is still aboard... Somewhere."
McCoy: "Maybe we can use my really advanced 23rd century heart rate scanner to eliminate all heart beats but Spocks."
Old Spock: "Oh jees." *Sigh*

 

[captcalhoun]

Spock: First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction.

WINNAH!!

 

[EyalM]

Urban: Shouldn't Pine be waring gold?
JJ: trust me, black looks like avocado on screen.

Quinto: Sing "Rocket Man" one more time, and I'll...
Pine: Wrong Kirk! Wrong Kirk!

30 seconds before:
Kirk: Hey, Nice ears! Do they pick XM?

 

[Rat Boy]

Quinto: "If you make one more joke about me singing Bilbo Baggins one more time..."

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

 

[Rat Boy]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

Mods? Wanna check this guy's geek card?

 

[Qonos]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

You asked now THE TORTURE BEGINS.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Version with better sound to truly appreciate THE HORROR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrhMDu9VmM&NR=1

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Since we went there, might as well go the rest of the way.

"For the last time, Chris, we are not doing Turkish Star Trek! Turist Ömer NO!"​

 

[Dac]

Yelchin: "Oh great. Who let Tom Cruise on the set?"

Shouldnt they all be looking down for that?

 

[Woulfe]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

You asked now THE TORTURE BEGINS.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Version with better sound to truly appreciate THE HORROR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrhMDu9VmM&NR=1

IN STEREO ?

Are you MAD !?!?

It'll kill 'em within 10 seconds....

 

[Sector 7]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

You asked now THE TORTURE BEGINS.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Version with better sound to truly appreciate THE HORROR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrhMDu9VmM&NR=1

IN STEREO ?

Are you MAD !?!?

It'll kill 'em within 10 seconds....

It just seems soooo wrong to see Nimoy in his Spock haircut grinning. Or is it just me?

 

[James Bond]

Bilbo Baggins? Do I want to know?

You asked now THE TORTURE BEGINS.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Version with better sound to truly appreciate THE HORROR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRrhMDu9VmM&NR=1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Presenting the new and improved Spock with Kung-Fu grip.

 

[Lookingglassman]

(Choke).....I....thought....when you did......mind melds.....you...touched my head, not neck!