just me? anyone else?

[dolo]

i was approached recently by a member of the armed services.

they are looking into bring in new code-talkers, looking for people

who speak klingon fluently.

 

[cmdr_forst]

Klingon. The new Navajo. I can see it now, Nicholas Cage in Windtalkers II: Qapla'!.

 

[Michael]

Is that a joke?

 

[Forbin]

I'd believe it!
Trouble is, Klingon dictionaries, websites and online translators are freely available to the enemy.

Anybody use Quark XPress 7 for publishing? It has a Klingon greeking function.

 

[erastus25]

Tits!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Our tax dollars at work.

Wait, I just understood the brilliance of this strategy! Teach our military Klingon. Al Qaeda won't attack out of pity for us being such pathetic nerds.

 

[CaptainStoner]

i was approached recently by a member of the armed services.

they are looking into bring in new code-talkers, looking for people

who speak klingon fluently.

They are in need of those types of skills and anyone who is actually fluent with Klingon has just the type of brain they want.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Glad to see the US is getting on the ball. It's only a matter of time before China taps the elite bilingual Quenya + Sindarin speaking Tolkien geeks, dooming us all!!!!

Wait, I just understood the brilliance of this strategy! Teach our military Klingon. Al Qaeda won't attack out of pity for us being such pathetic nerds.

Unfortunately, the Iraqi school children would beat the soldiers up for exactly the same reason.

 

[STIntergalactic]

Maybe the government has new intelligence that the Klingons may be planning an attack.

 

[Tcrubuyuuie]

When a Tiger comes

Delete

 

[Wonderlust King]

buy' ngop

 

[dolo]

i kid you not. unfourtunately, my klingon isn't that good.

neither is my spelling.

 

[D Man]

Our tax dollars at work.

Wait, I just understood the brilliance of this strategy! Teach our military Klingon. Al Qaeda won't attack out of pity for us being such pathetic nerds.

Or they will fear our honorable warrior spirit! Unfortunately the only two words I know are Qapla' and Quo'nos, so I won't be of much help. Then again, I knew were to put the apostrophes...

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Maybe the government has new intelligence that the Klingons may be planning an attack.

Dubya says the bumpheads are stockpiling WMDs. We may have to invade.

 

[Squiggy]

i kid you not. unfourtunately, my klingon isn't that good.

neither is my spelling.

Then why on earth were you approached?

 

[Warp14]

The Klingons just made the Axis of Evil list. Yellow Alert...and set the Homeland Security Advisory System to "Orange"!

 

[Kryton]

Dubya thinks those Klingon bastards killed his son.

 

[D Man]

i kid you not. unfourtunately, my klingon isn't that good.

neither is my spelling.

Then why on earth were you approached?

By approaching random people on the street and asking what languages they speak, the military is able to find the skill sets they need most efficiently.

 

[dolo]

i was approached because i am drop-dead gorgeous in a klingon outfit.

 

[Red Ranger]

This reminds me of that line from TVH where Dr. Gillian Taylor asks Kirk if he's from the military trying to teach whales to "retrieve torpedoes, or some other dipshit thing like that." And he replies, "No, ma'am. No dipshit." Sure that's what the headquarters geniuses would say! -- RR