Morn and me

[Captrek]

I think Morn really doesn’t like me.

I’ve heard of disliking someone so much that you won’t speak to them, but Morn won’t even speak to other people when I’m in the room. I have literally never heard his voice.

Could somebody else talk to him and find out what his issue is?

 

[Oddish]

Your Universal Translator doesn't have a Lurian linguistic matrix. It's a common problem. Go see Chief O'Brien, he can help you out.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

No go. Morn won't talk to be either. And honestly, I don't want to talk to him. He's so suave, and my wife said he was sweet-talking her. You're on your own.

 

[DonIago]

Weird. He won't shut up around me. It's a bit tedious, honestly.

 

[Captrek]

Weird. He won't shut up around me. It's a bit tedious, honestly.

Maybe I should count my blessings and leave it alone.

 

[Turtletrekker]

I was going to interview Morn, but I only got to ask one question -- "So, how have you been?" He spent the next 3 hours answering that one question and then he said he had to head out because he was late for his poetry recital..

 

[Therin of Andor]

DS9 Relaunch -- Morn by Ian McLean, on Flickr

Fan parody created by Todd "Scavenger" Kogutt.

 

[Oddish]

was going to interview Morn, but I only got to ask one question -- "So, how have you been?" He spent the next 3 hours answering that one question and then he said he had to head out because he was late for his poetry recital..

Same with me, only it was a sparring session with Worf.

 

[Leviathan]

Perhaps Lurians communicate via series of subtle smells...so naturally you didn't hear him.

 

[Crewman6]

He was never the same after his hair fell out.

 

[Lynx]

DS9 Relaunch -- Morn by Ian McLean, on Flickr

If that book really exists, then I will buy it immediately!

 

[Therin of Andor]

If that book really exists, then I will buy it immediately!

Alas, a fan-made parody of the actual promotional panels, which were official advertising for the "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" relaunch novels of 2001 onwards. Created by Todd "Scavenger" Kogutt.

There was also this one, by Allyn Gibson:


DS9 Relaunch Dalek by Ian McLean, on Flickr

 

[Lynx]

Alas, a fan-made parody of the actual promotional panels, which were official advertising for the "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" relaunch novels of 2001 onwards. Created by Todd "Scavenger" Kogutt.

There was also this one, by Allyn Gibson:


DS9 Relaunch Dalek by Ian McLean, on Flickr

it would probably have been better than recent depressive books.