Doctor: "Okay, Mr. Kim, this is the newest in Starfleet Medical rectal technology. Like I said, we could do this with passive sensor scans, but you insisted upon using Recty the Rectumbot."
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Doctor: "Okay, Mr. Kim, this is the newest in Starfleet Medical rectal technology. Like I said, we could do this with passive sensor scans, but you insisted upon using Recty the Rectumbot."
Doctor: "Warhead? Probe? Secret weapon?"
Kim: "Top-of-the-line alien Cheesegrater."
Paris:"I've been standing like this for three hours now, Neelix! Let me go!"
Neelix:"Okay, you can move now."
Paris (sigh): "Finally! My arms are killing me. I-"
Neelix: "Gotcha...I didn't say "Simon says"..."
Paris: (groans)
Invisible Shake Weight.
Invisible vibrating butt plug.
Invisible.
Guess which one for which.
Neelix: Where'd the cheese go?
Tom: What's that?
Neelix: Where did the motherfuckin' cheese go at?
Tom: Oh, what you want? You want some cheese later?
Neelix: Oh, yeah, baby, I want some. Where'd the cheese go?
Tom: I don't know!
Neelix: Where'd the cheese go at?
Tom: I don't know!
Forever Ensign Kim: "Captain, I have found where the cheese has gone. It's inside this top-of-the-line alien cheesegrater."
Programmed to be Bald Hologram: "But what will come of the meme?????"
Janeway: "All I'm saying is, I could've reprogrammed the computer on my coffee break and still had time to read a good book."
7: For funs sake! I'm not a barista, I'm a Barrister!
Janeway: I've been pressing this "Coffee" button for 15 minutes... whats that barrista DOING?!
Janeway: I've been pressing this "Coffee" button for 15 minutes... whats that barrista DOING?!
7 of 9: "Your wait time is irrelevant. You will become one with the Starbucks."
Kim: "Hey, where'd your cup go?"
Tom: "I think I'm beginning to understand why the captain wanted those transporter target lock parameters tightened."
Janeway (over comms): "Coffee's mine...."
Tom: "And he was going back and forth like this..."
Perpetual Ensign Harry Kim: "I was waxing my cow prodding stick!"
Tom: "We all know what you do with the cows in the holodeck..."
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