Eugh where to start where to start.
FANKWANKERY! Look it's nice to see Shelby again, but it's in a general puking of nostalgia. The USS Sulu. And the USS Excalibur. And the USS Drexler. And USS Okuda. And USS Ross (Admiral Ross?). Poor Shelby after all these decades is lost in the mix. Launch her on the Enterprise F for added distraction amongst literal fireworks.
Also this does for some reason strike a very Earth-centric nerve for me. Shelby talked about how Starfleet started with Archer's Enterprise. Did it though? That was an earth ship. It got humans into space and we may have been the catalyst for the Federation - but it's not the birth of Starfleet. Similarly every ship name is all Earth-related. Why do the other cultures not get a say in this?
I kept thinking the most obvious thing was that Picard gave Borg sperm to Jack. I was hoping that wasn't the case. Of course it's the Borg again. Of course Jack is with queen Borg within 5 minutes because well who knows because.
Shaw is dying. "He'll call her Seven," I say to my cat. Of course he does. Of course he does. They don't have a modicum of subtlety in their bones.
Enterprise D. Of course. One man has fixed an entire smashed up saucer section. Why does he have it? Who knows. How did he fix a saucer smashed into a planet? Don't ask. Why did he retro-grade the bridge from Generations.. well nostalgia probably. He hated the uniform he had to wear in Generations and was never seen so he hates that bridge as it triggers him. We want flashy lights back. But not season one red panels, don't go too far Geordi.
Star drive? Oh just found an odd nacelle or two and bolted it on. Sure, sure...
And now the Galactica and Adama... sorry Enterprise and Picard can go deal with the Cylons... sorry Borg. Or is it Changelings?
A Changeling/Borg story is fan fiction fodder, or one of those novels that just was never seen again by a nobody author as it's just shit story telling.
A modern way of assimilation I think is actually quite compelling. They have to evolve. The whole cybernetic implants may be as we looked at trepanning once, and the Borg will modernise. Here they have a nugget of something interesting. Then they ruin it by arbitrary bullshit like... "Unless you're over 25. Every race, you suddenly stop being Borgable because.. erm.. something about brains."
But seriously, rewriting you if you transport if you want to do dark shit that's a treasure trove.
Look, I'm a TNG fan boy. Did my loins stir a bit when I saw the Enterprise-D? Of course they did. Did hearing Majel Barret again make me slightly tearful, yes it did. But it still doesn't mean that it's not delivered on a shovel of shit.
I also think it undermines Generations. I love Generations, but hardly the most beloved film. But it had a story of loss. When I watched it at 19ish, it was just a fun film and didn't resonate. Now having lost my parents, having no children... god the story makes so much sense. But from the loss of the D to René, it was about moving on.
"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe than time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important how we lived."
But GOTCHA.... The D is back. Picard is dead, but GOTCHA he's been replaced by a robot with a copy of his brain. He doesn't have offspring but oh GOTCHA all is okay he has a son. Why not have René pop out of a Jefferies tube, it wasn't a fire it was just a slight burn and he's alright now.
Generations while fun and a favourite of mine will never be considered writing greatness. But it's amazing how Picard can shit even over all that and all its messages in every way and. Just. Not. Get. It.
Right back at you regarding Generations. Up to and including the battle with the Duras sisters and Picard leaving the Nexus, I'd argue that it's the best TNG movie of them all. You're on a bad road once you involve time travel, which doesn't work in the vast majority of films, but it has beautiful peaks of emotion and has always resonated with me..... just like another film that people hate.... The Final Frontier. It's really silly and daft, but has some wonderful, heartfelt moments. There's a purity to it, however silly it may seem. This Picard on the other hand....
. Really poor stuff, don't care how the landing goes at this stage.
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