Favorite DS9 one-liners?

[Bad Thoughts]

"Tonight, we defend the pass."

I know their romance was rushed, but I found the final exchange between Ezri and Julian to be charming.

 

[Farscape One]

Here's one...

QUARK: "It's like I said. The more things change, the more they stay the same."

Appropriate that Quark got the last piece of dialogue in the series.

 

[kkt]

Worf: We do not discuss it with outsiders.

Solok: Commander Worf, if you tell me about the change in the Klingons' looks, I'll tell you all about the Pon Farr....

 

[kkt]

Appropriate that Quark got the last piece of dialogue in the series.

Since Sisko was denied that honor.

 

[Farscape One]

Solok: Commander Worf, if you tell me about the change in the Klingons' looks, I'll tell you all about the Pon Farr....

Worf: Captain Solok, I must decline, because I already know enough of it to create a slogan for Vulcans going through Pon Farr.

Today is a good lay... or die.

 

[Oddish]

I know their romance was rushed, but I found the final exchange between Ezri and Julian to be charming.

I couldn't bring myself to care about those two as a couple. And... nope, I still can't.

 

[kkt]

"Turned YOU down, didn't I?"

 

[Ragitsu]

I couldn't bring myself to care about those two as a couple. And... nope, I still can't.

They are better than "Self-sealing stem bolt plus whatever".

 

[Ragitsu]

"ENOUGH!" - Dukat, his top popped with a fury that would make Mount Vesuvius frightened.

 

[Poltargyst]

"ENOUGH!" - Dukat, his top popped with a fury that would make Mount Vesuvius frightened.

It just occurred to me this would be a good Tamarian phrase.

"Dukat, his top popped."

 

[Oddish]

It just occurred to me this would be a good Tamarian phrase.

"Dukat, his top popped."

I thought the same thing!

 

[kkt]

In honor of today's U.S. taxes due day:

"I gotta get these books in order, or Uncle Sam is gonna come down on me like a ton of bricks."

 

[Ragitsu]

In honor of today's U.S. taxes due day:

"I gotta get these books in order, or Uncle Sam is gonna come down on me like a ton of bricks."

Holodeck episode? Time travel tale?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

In honor of today's U.S. taxes due day:

"I gotta get these books in order, or Uncle Sam is gonna come down on me like a ton of bricks."

I let Frankie Eyes "do the taxes".

 

[kkt]

Holodeck episode? Time travel tale?

Holosuite. Maybe the best holosuite episode of them all, "It's Only a Paper Moon".

 

[Ragitsu]

"The thought had crossed my mind."
"At which point you promptly shot it down, of course."
"Of course. No charitable impulse crosses me and lives to talk about it."

 

[HIjol]

“In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…”

 

[Oddish]

"...and women wore less."

 

[HIjol]

Nice!

 

[Oddish]

"I think I'm going to like history."