Favorite DS9 one-liners?

"Tonight, we defend the pass."

I know their romance was rushed, but I found the final exchange between Ezri and Julian to be charming.

 

Appropriate that Quark got the last piece of dialogue in the series.

 

Solok: Commander Worf, if you tell me about the change in the Klingons' looks, I'll tell you all about the Pon Farr....

 

Since Sisko was denied that honor.

 

Worf: Captain Solok, I must decline, because I already know enough of it to create a slogan for Vulcans going through Pon Farr.

Today is a good lay... or die.

 

I couldn't bring myself to care about those two as a couple. And... nope, I still can't.

 

"Turned YOU down, didn't I?"

 

They are better than "Self-sealing stem bolt plus whatever".

 

"ENOUGH!" - Dukat, his top popped with a fury that would make Mount Vesuvius frightened.

 

It just occurred to me this would be a good Tamarian phrase.

"Dukat, his top popped."

 

I thought the same thing!

 

In honor of today's U.S. taxes due day:

"I gotta get these books in order, or Uncle Sam is gonna come down on me like a ton of bricks."

 

Holodeck episode? Time travel tale?

 

I let Frankie Eyes "do the taxes".

 

Holosuite. Maybe the best holosuite episode of them all, "It's Only a Paper Moon".

 

"The thought had crossed my mind."
"At which point you promptly shot it down, of course."
"Of course. No charitable impulse crosses me and lives to talk about it."

 

“In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold…”

 

"...and women wore less."

 

Nice!

 

"I think I'm going to like history."