[Captain's mess]
(Archer is choking on his food.)
TUCKER: Excuse me?
T'POL: I asked if you've
ARCHER: We heard you. What makes you think we're suffering from a lack of sexual activity?
T'POL: Starfleet forbids officers from fraternising with subordinates. Unless you've been violating regulations
TUCKER: Those regulations don't apply to you. Have you been suffering?
T'POL:
On Vulcan, we mate only once every seven years.
TUCKER: That's a hell of a dry spell.
Thank you so much for trying to play as well. Sadly, we're out of gifts now...