At San Francisco Fleet Yards:
"Hey Mike, the Reliant refit is done. Sign off on it, will ya?"
"Oh yeah, let me see that print out. Looks good. Looks good. hey wait, its only 645,000 metric tonnes"
"The new nacelles, they got rid of the glowing things on on the front, and they're thinner too"
"Yeah yeah, the contract says the Miranda class is 655,000 tons, says so right here on Memory Alpha, and Starfleet isn't going to pay us all that non-money if we don't deliver on spec, my friend."
"So what are you saying boss?"
"Put some ballast in there. I don't know. Some rocks from Deimos in the bulkhead gaps.. sheesh. That's a lotta rubble. Where's an empty place.. uh.. right there where the skylight used to go on the bridge. Pack it in tight."
"perfect, I'll get right on it."
"Hey Mike, the Reliant refit is done. Sign off on it, will ya?"
"Oh yeah, let me see that print out. Looks good. Looks good. hey wait, its only 645,000 metric tonnes"
"The new nacelles, they got rid of the glowing things on on the front, and they're thinner too"
"Yeah yeah, the contract says the Miranda class is 655,000 tons, says so right here on Memory Alpha, and Starfleet isn't going to pay us all that non-money if we don't deliver on spec, my friend."
"So what are you saying boss?"
"Put some ballast in there. I don't know. Some rocks from Deimos in the bulkhead gaps.. sheesh. That's a lotta rubble. Where's an empty place.. uh.. right there where the skylight used to go on the bridge. Pack it in tight."
"perfect, I'll get right on it."