How in the hell did I miss this thread? I've been a reboot booster since ages before the JJ-boot.
Oh well. so I'll be the Johnny-come-lately.
1. Human Centric: We'll get the controversial one out of the way right off. It would be an Earth ship with a human crew and the stories would be about Humanity making its way into the wider universe. I get all the "interstellar cooperation" bit, but this is a "know your target audience" thing, and until you can prove E.T. is streaming our television, the best characters are the ones people can identify with the most.
2.
No Federation: It's the UN in space. I have no love for the UN
on Earth. I'd have nothing to do with it.
3. No Prime Directive: It is fundamentally impossible to know what any action you take will do to the cultural development of any race. Doing
nothing can be just as harmful to the race as doing something. It's a stupid rule.
4. Starfleet IS a military organization: Debate over, philosophical discussion done, it's the space navy.
5. Enough wth the up-armored Klingons!: I never liked the forehead-ridge Klingons of the TMP and TNG eras, and Klingons in STD just look fifteen kinds of dumb. How would I depict Klingons? I would go down to Gold's Gym and Muscle Beach and find the tallest, biggest, most jacked M-Fers I can, give 'em short Fu Manchus and fangs and tatto the f--- outta their arms, then I'd dress 'em like bikers. Giant, alien space bikers. (Like WWE's Undertaker.) You want the Klingons to look bad-ass? Make them
look bad-ass!
6. Warp is instantaneous: No more factors. It's teleportation. You're just there. Save the speed changes for impulse (half, full, etc.).
7. Apply MJOI to the ship design: What is MJOI, you ask? "Matt Jeffries' Original Intent." What is that, you say? It breaks down to the following:
- the nacelles provide power as well as propulsion
- that means no power source in the center of the ship and no engine room
- that means no saucer separation ever, because it's unnecessary, because you can just dump the affected nacelle if you're having a reactor issue
- and a bunch of other things that would never have been inflicted upon us in canon if TPTB had followed MJOI
8. No transporters: We can afford to depict shuttles and shuttle landings now. Let's stick with those.
9. No Time Travel. Ever: The Vulcan Science Institute has determined that time travel is impossible. I agree, so it will be in my reboot.
10. No Barriers: The Great Galactic Barrier is great galactic nonsense. It's gone.
I could actually list lots more, but the thread question only asked for ten.
