Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #549: Meetings!

[Orac]

Troi: It's almost as if it means to grab us.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: All department heads to the briefing room I need ans....
Apollo grabs the ship and crushes it.

 

[Orac]

Riker: Am I seeing things?
Geordi: Not unless I am, too. Commander, that thing's a giant hand.
Data: Curious.

Data: Curious.

 

[Herbert]

Picard: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should Apollo have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. He has the hand; I have *no* hand...
Picard: How do I get the hand?
Riker: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening. Look, we'll beam down and talk to him.
Picard: Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. Y'know he'll see me with my friends, he'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Maybe I can get some hand that way.
Riker: And if that doesn't work, we'll just incinerate his temple.

 

[Herbert]

Rejected Star Trek Next Gen episode concepts. The Mark of Overlook Hotel

 

[Herbert]

Riker: We're gonna need a bigger ship

 

[Herbert]

Data: Yes captain, I'm certain our windows can withstand blows from an antique earth axe but all that blood on deck 12 is going to take a bit longer to clean up than we anticipated.

 

[Herbert]

Tonight's episode: The Best and Worst of Both Worlds, Parts 1 and 2

 

[Orac]

Jack: It's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert!

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: Think we should pick him up?
DATA: Could be a psycho.
RIKER: Or an alien who was worshiped as a god on Ancient Earth and is looking for new acolytes.
LAFORGE: That was overly specific.

 

[Mr Soak]

Riker: I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars...
Picard: Stop quoting Babylon 5. Oh...

 

[Herbert]

Picard: I've called this meeting to discuss a grave concern.
Riker: The Borg?
LaForge: Romulans?
Riker: <thinking> Earl Grey tea shortage? <snicker>
Data: Q?
Picard: no, worse than all those. This table, unlike the ones in all the other caption pics, is not reflective and I want to know why

 

[Herbert]

LaForge: Well what do you know, the bird is the word.

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Due to the severe shortage of dilithium, I will send you all down to the Planet of Fascist Folk Song Butcherers - all except my right hand man.
Riker: Well he's obviously talking about me, his Number One.
Data: Technically you are his left hand man, Commander, I am clearly sitting on the Captain's right.
Crusher: Well I know he isn't sexist enough to mean the phrase literally, so it must be a woman, me.
Troi: But since you're only needed in medical emergencies, the more critical daily function of ambiguity-peddling falls to Ship's Counselor. That's me.
Worf: Wait - I am the ONLY man sitting to the Captain's right! Plus I have to be around for the Dominion war, so....
LaForge: I think he means he needs the right HAND man - you know a guy good with his hands. Hello, Chief Engineer!
Picard: <tapping finger on table> I was actually referring to Monsieur LeSchnoque, whose eyes I have drawn on my knuckle and whose mouth is my thumb.
Monsieur LeSchnoque: More whining is no no, but more wine is oui oui!
Picard: Say goodbye, Monsieur LeSchnoque.
Monsieur LeSchnoque: Fais bon voyage, idiotes!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Can anybody insert a gif over the image on the screen behind them for me?

 

[Qonundrum]

...Picard and co. are eating real lamb instead of the replicated fake stuff, unaware that the Prime Minister of the Mutton's Spiral Union was spying on them...

 

[Qonundrum]

Can anybody insert a gif over the image on the screen behind them for me?

Size constraints, I'll tinker later and see if I can enlarge it and do it a little more justice:

DATA: According to the shuttle log, the Enterprise was destroyed three hours nineteen minutes from now.
RIKER: Our destination is the Endicor system. We're due to arrive in three days. The charts show nothing of consequence, certainly nothing to threaten the Enterprise, between here and there, apart from some witches that the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who saw...
WORF: Sensors indicated no other vessels, Federation or otherwise, in this area.
PICARD: Data?
DATA: Not even a TARDIS. Sir, I have nothing to offer. There is not enough information upon which to base a hypothesis.
WORF: There is the theory of the moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop from which there is no escape. And I refuse to say "chronic hysteresis" because that's what Meglos said and nobody likes Meglos, not even the fourth incarnation of the Doctor - it was beyond his comprehension too--
LAFORGE: *cough* So, when we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again. The Enterprise will be destroyed, the other Picard will be sent back to meet with us and we do it all over again. Sounds like someone's idea of hell to me.

 

[tharpdevenport]

No, I'm sorry, I mean insert a certain gif there or my choosing, not animated the existing image/footage.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Can anybody insert a gif over the image on the screen behind them for me?

I use the i mage as a "watermark" and place it on top of a gif
I don't have a pc but I use https://ezgif.com for all my gif work
(Here I only needed to cut out the screen first and save the rest of the image as a png which I can do in an app on my tablet.

 

[Qonundrum]

No, I'm sorry, I mean insert a certain gif there or my choosing, not animated the existing image/footage.

If pl1ngpl0ng didn't do it, what's the name of the image? It's an easy matter for me at this point to swap out frames...