Who is hotter Riker or Worf?

[Nakita Akita]

Of course sex with your significant other is going to have more meaning and a deeper connection (no pun intended), and for those who are fortunate enough to find that special someone then good for them. Hopefully I'll meet Mr Right someday and might take it as something more 'spiritual' but I for one see sex as being something fun, and should be treated as such. That's my approach to sex, so why shouldn't that be accepted as well.

Besides, from the evidence provided by Ezri, Worf isn't all that good at it and as someone with eight lifetimes worth of sexual history that is not a vote of confidence for the poor man.

I think Esri's eight life times of sex is more proof to me that I'd rather have Worf.
I imagine Ezri would be pretty much over the deep loving commuted sweet stuff and be more into the wild side. Also, didn't she say that in a way and at a time it could have been taken as not necessarily the full truth?

 

[Nakita Akita]

Not into either but I am into bad sex puns so I will say :

Riker can come INzadi me anytime.

I would love to let Number one do a Number two on me.

I would love to let Riker pull my joystick like he did that one in "Insurrection."

The idea of Riker doing that leg thing on me like he does when he sits down just drives me wild!

Will Worf punish me for being a bad boy with his painstick.

I want to so Klingon to that body I can't stand it.

Is Worf Rigged for my pleasure.

I so want to please him with my Gagh reflex.

Jason

How could you not be into either????
Unless............... Geordie?

 

[Nyotarules]

For Worf, making love was a "deeply spiritual" act, which is a very romantic way of putting it, but does also sound like he takes it far too seriously, Riker at least would be up for a giggle in the midst of becoming the beast with two backs and I strongly believe if you can't laugh when having sex then there is something wrong.

I agree, especially when you are trying not to break wind

 

[Jayson1]

How could you not be into either????
Unless............... Geordie?

Of course it's Geordi. You would have to be blind not to want him. There is reason why he should be called Loveforge.

Jason

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

I agree, especially when you are trying not to break wind

Glad to see I'm not alone

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

I think Esri's eight life times of sex is more proof to me that I'd rather have Worf.
I imagine Ezri would be pretty much over the deep loving commuted sweet stuff and be more into the wild side. Also, didn't she say that in a way and at a time it could have been taken as not necessarily the full truth?

I don't know about wild side, but she'd definitely know all the tricks to a good time. She was a little peeved at him at the time she said it, but she never retracted the statement either.

 

[Nakita Akita]

Glad to see I'm not alone

I don't even 'get ' that.
However, I'm pretty sure that's a good thing anyway.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

@Jayson1 : your puns made my day !! Thank you !

 

[cooleddie74]

Not into either but I am into bad sex puns so I will say :

Riker can come INzadi me anytime.

I would love to let Number one do a Number two on me.

I would love to let Riker pull my joystick like he did that one in "Insurrection."

The idea of Riker doing that leg thing on me like he does when he sits down just drives me wild!

Will Worf punish me for being a bad boy with his painstick.

I want to so Klingon to that body I can't stand it.

Is Worf Rigged for my pleasure.

I so want to please him with my Gagh reflex.

Jason

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[Marynator]

@Jayson1 : your puns made my day !! Thank you !

I thought they were pretty funny, except the second one confuses me. Maybe I am out of touch, but a "Number two" where I grew up generally means a bowel movement.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Number Two" can mean both and with the same partner if you lower your standards enough.

 

[Marynator]

I don't know any other meaning of the phrase.

 

[Mojochi]

Does this help the debate at all?

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Does this help the debate at all?

Still not interested at all XD

 

[Tosk]

Would this thread have made it to page three if the question was comparing Beverly and Troi?

That said, c'mon man, it's clearly Riker. Worf's teeth and stuffiness are both turn-offs.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

@Tosk : maybe if he was the only humanoid male available in the galaxy, I would end up picking Riker...but really...his personality...eww. He reminds me far too much of that d#ckhead ex of mine -_-

Hey @Nakita Akita , since there are Geordie fans too, you should definitely offer us more choices...Riker and Worf aren't the only guys around

 

[Mojochi]

Hey @Nakita Akita , since there are Geordie fans too, you should definitely offer us more choices...Riker and Worf aren't the only guys around

This all is moot, when you consider the sex symbol on the show is ultimately Picard. The man can make a sentient hologram swoon

 

[Marynator]

This all is moot, when you consider the sex symbol on the show is ultimately Picard. The man can make a sentient hologram swoon

Picard is too far on one end, and Geordi too far on the other. I like Geordi and think he is sweet, but honestly he is too insecure and puppy-dog like to have a sudden romance with. He seems more like the type of man that you would start off with as friends, and then later you realize you care for him more deeply and romantically. All that being said, I still feel one of the sweetest romances in the show was Geordi LaForge-Leah Brahms, which I was glad they referenced in "All Good Things ...", lol.

 

[Mojochi]

I still feel one of the sweetest romances in the show was Geordi LaForge-Leah Brahms.

There's apparently a lot of people who don't think that. I'm not one of them, but yeah. People be thinking Geordi's a creeper

I honestly thought the most genuine romance was Picard & Nella Daren. Takes a special kind of person to break through that captain wall of his. You'd think that as mature & patient that those two are with each other, they'd find a way to make it past the commanding officer hurdle too... some day

 

[Nakita Akita]

Picard is too far on one end, and Geordi too far on the other. I like Geordi and think he is sweet, but honestly he is too insecure and puppy-dog like to have a sudden romance with. He seems more like the type of man that you would start off with as friends, and then later you realize you care for him more deeply and romantically. All that being said, I still feel one of the sweetest romances in the show was Geordi LaForge-Leah Brahms, which I was glad they referenced in "All Good Things ...", lol.

Okay, 'sweet romance' isn't the verbiage that comes to mind. Leah had no idea of any relationship. It wasn't super creepy.
Geordi idolized her, it was the sort of relationship you have in your mind with a famous person for example.
There was an episode where he was trying to romance a girl on a holodeck beach. They would have made a nice couple.
Or Aquiell( the girl from the relay station, very beautiful and they actually had possibly sex) I think either of those were better relationships.
For some reason it seemed none of the main characters were allowed to have long term or permenant relationships.