Well I'm not sure what to think about this. As someone who likes gooey happy endings, I should be thrilled. I mean - war ended, Ash gone (bye!), Burnham's adoptive daddy wuvs her and she gets her rank back and makes a sweet speech and everybody claps for Mary Sue who came up with the brilliant solution. What's not to love!?
The realist in me is going, what the fuckety-fuck?
- Georgiou would have killed her. Bye, bye Quo'Nos.
- Why did the Klingons accept L'Rell's word that she had a bomb? She needed to do a show of force (bomb somewhere or something) to prove herself. They gave in too easily. And what's to say she won't go back to war with the Federation? She's not exactly a fan of them. United they'd be even MORE formidable.
- Tilly after passing out would be on her way to Orion as a captured slave. What a moron.
- Sarek went from rather cold and indifferent to damned near emotional. Hell, he cracked a small smile.
- Yeah, Burnham would be in front of all of remaining Starfleet lecturing them on Starfleet ideals. My ass.
- Oh, here's your rank back. Who the fuck didn't see that coming halfway through the season? Mutiny? What mutiny. Wait - one mutiny and one THREATENED mutiny. Yeah, they'll want her back as a commander. My ass.
- I won't even address the big E showing up at the end. SURPRISE (not!)
Fan service. Honest-to-God, they Mary-Sued Burnham. And I LIKE Burnham normally even if she's a bit of a dumbass at times. But jeez.
I must confess, the fan in me rather liked the Amanda-Burnham-Sarek bit even if I know that should suck. I just love Amanda.
Fan Service - 10
What it should have been - 2
Average should be 6, but honestly my mind is going 5.
Really mixed emotions on this ep. Both delighted and very disappointed. I don't know what the fuck to think about it.
The realist in me is going, what the fuckety-fuck?
- Georgiou would have killed her. Bye, bye Quo'Nos.
- Why did the Klingons accept L'Rell's word that she had a bomb? She needed to do a show of force (bomb somewhere or something) to prove herself. They gave in too easily. And what's to say she won't go back to war with the Federation? She's not exactly a fan of them. United they'd be even MORE formidable.
- Tilly after passing out would be on her way to Orion as a captured slave. What a moron.
- Sarek went from rather cold and indifferent to damned near emotional. Hell, he cracked a small smile.
- Yeah, Burnham would be in front of all of remaining Starfleet lecturing them on Starfleet ideals. My ass.
- Oh, here's your rank back. Who the fuck didn't see that coming halfway through the season? Mutiny? What mutiny. Wait - one mutiny and one THREATENED mutiny. Yeah, they'll want her back as a commander. My ass.
- I won't even address the big E showing up at the end. SURPRISE (not!)
Fan service. Honest-to-God, they Mary-Sued Burnham. And I LIKE Burnham normally even if she's a bit of a dumbass at times. But jeez.
I must confess, the fan in me rather liked the Amanda-Burnham-Sarek bit even if I know that should suck. I just love Amanda.
Fan Service - 10
What it should have been - 2
Average should be 6, but honestly my mind is going 5.
Really mixed emotions on this ep. Both delighted and very disappointed. I don't know what the fuck to think about it.