Voyager funniest moments
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What's really funny is that he says no.
I had to wrack my brain... I don't think of Voyager as a funny program... but it was good when Seven incapacitated the pathetic Captain Proton robot in two seconds... That robot in general was funny. And the secretary always screaming.
I guess it was a parody of Flash Gordon, but it was in color. So where did the black and white thing come from?
Oh no, are you talking about the Flash Gordon movie from the 80s? That was a larger budget nostalgic remake of old 1930s or 1940s Flash Gordon movie serials, which were in black and white, with much cheaper sets and "effects".
A ok. So that was what they were alluding to then?
Also Buck Rogers movie serials from the same era, and other similar things.
Yes.
I can't find the right clip for my one of my fav scenes...
But its from season 7's Shattered.
Season 7 Chakotay has just entered a cave environment on the Holodeck with preseason 1 Janeway.
JANEWAY: A monochromatic environment?
CHAKOTAY: It's called black and white. It's one of Tom Paris' Holodeck programs. He based it on some old science fiction serials.
JANEWAY: (She picks up a metal object) Interesting technology.
CHAKOTAY: Captain Proton's rocketpack.
JANEWAY: Captain Proton?
CHAKOTAY: The Savior of the Universe.
JANEWAY: Doesn't sound like Mister Paris' tastes are very sophisticated.
CHAKOTAY: That's why we love having him around. The access port should be in there.
(The cave turns out to be Chaotica's secret laboratory.)
JANEWAY: Here. I think I found the panel. Give me a hand.
(They move some small rocks.)
LONZAK: Halt, in the name of Chaotica! Seize them!
JANEWAY: Oh, no.
CHAKOTAY: Computer, deactivate program.
COMPUTER: Unable to comply.
ROBOT: Surrender.
COMPUTER: Holodeck controls are offline.
JANEWAY: Hold on. Now wait a minute.
LONZAK: Thieves, my liege.
(Satan's Robot grabs Janeway from behind, pinning her arms.)
ROBOT: Do not resist.
LONZAK: They were attempting to rob your laboratory.
CHAOTICA: Fool! Don't you recognize the Queen of the Spider People? Arachnia, my bride. I knew you'd return to me one day, so I could watch you die.
(Prolonged maniacal laughter. Lonzak joins in. Janeway rolls her eyes. A short time later, she is tied to a metal bed.)
CHAOTICA: Raise the Lightning Shield! Power the Death Ray! Her fleet may be lurking nearby! We must defend ourselves.
JANEWAY: (To Chakotay) I'm open to suggestions.
CHAKOTAY: Our best bet is to play along.
JANEWAY: Don't let me stop you.
CHAKOTAY: I'm not the one he's in love with.
(Chaotica holds up a vial of chrono-serum.)
CHAOTICA: Arachnia, you beguiled me once with your foul potions. Did you think you could toy with my affections again?
JANEWAY: Were these characters always this ridiculous?
CHAOTICA: If I order Lonzak to pull that lever, you'll never mock me again.
CHAKOTAY: Arachnia.
JANEWAY: Please, my liege. I meant it as ridiculous to think I would ever try to deceive you. I've come to warn you of a fiendish plot.
CHAKOTAY: By aliens from the Eighth Dimension.
CHAOTICA: Eighth? Everyone knows there are only five dimensions.
JANEWAY: If you don't believe us, examine their handiwork for yourself. There's a hidden panel over there behind those rocks.
CHAOTICA: Very well. I'll humor you. Lonzak!
LONZAK: I've found it, Highness.
CHAOTICA: They've sabotaged my laboratory.
JANEWAY: That vial you're holding, it's a neutralizing potion. If you inject their device, you'll render it harmless.
(Chaotica injects the gel pack.)
JANEWAY: Release me, and I'll disarm all their devices, throughout your realm.
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CHAOTICA: Oh, Arachnia, you do love me.
JANEWAY: How could I resist your magnetism?
CHAOTICA: Or I yours. Together we'll rule the cosmos and grind our enemies into dust.
(Chaotica kisses her hand, then works his way passionately up her arm.)
[Voyager Corridor]
(To Chakotay)
JANEWAY: If we restore the time line, remind me to cancel Mister Paris' Holodeck privileges.
Yes.
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But its from season 7's Shattered.
Season 7 Chakotay has just entered a cave environment on the Holodeck with preseason 1 Janeway.
JANEWAY: A monochromatic environment?
CHAKOTAY: It's called black and white. It's one of Tom Paris' Holodeck programs. He based it on some old science fiction serials.
JANEWAY: (She picks up a metal object) Interesting technology.
CHAKOTAY: Captain Proton's rocketpack.
JANEWAY: Captain Proton?
CHAKOTAY: The Savior of the Universe.
JANEWAY: Doesn't sound like Mister Paris' tastes are very sophisticated.
CHAKOTAY: That's why we love having him around. The access port should be in there.
(The cave turns out to be Chaotica's secret laboratory.)
JANEWAY: Here. I think I found the panel. Give me a hand.
(They move some small rocks.)
LONZAK: Halt, in the name of Chaotica! Seize them!
JANEWAY: Oh, no.
CHAKOTAY: Computer, deactivate program.
COMPUTER: Unable to comply.
ROBOT: Surrender.
COMPUTER: Holodeck controls are offline.
JANEWAY: Hold on. Now wait a minute.
LONZAK: Thieves, my liege.
(Satan's Robot grabs Janeway from behind, pinning her arms.)
ROBOT: Do not resist.
LONZAK: They were attempting to rob your laboratory.
CHAOTICA: Fool! Don't you recognize the Queen of the Spider People? Arachnia, my bride. I knew you'd return to me one day, so I could watch you die.
(Prolonged maniacal laughter. Lonzak joins in. Janeway rolls her eyes. A short time later, she is tied to a metal bed.)
CHAOTICA: Raise the Lightning Shield! Power the Death Ray! Her fleet may be lurking nearby! We must defend ourselves.
JANEWAY: (To Chakotay) I'm open to suggestions.
CHAKOTAY: Our best bet is to play along.
JANEWAY: Don't let me stop you.
CHAKOTAY: I'm not the one he's in love with.
(Chaotica holds up a vial of chrono-serum.)
CHAOTICA: Arachnia, you beguiled me once with your foul potions. Did you think you could toy with my affections again?
JANEWAY: Were these characters always this ridiculous?
CHAOTICA: If I order Lonzak to pull that lever, you'll never mock me again.
CHAKOTAY: Arachnia.
JANEWAY: Please, my liege. I meant it as ridiculous to think I would ever try to deceive you. I've come to warn you of a fiendish plot.
CHAKOTAY: By aliens from the Eighth Dimension.
CHAOTICA: Eighth? Everyone knows there are only five dimensions.
JANEWAY: If you don't believe us, examine their handiwork for yourself. There's a hidden panel over there behind those rocks.
CHAOTICA: Very well. I'll humor you. Lonzak!
LONZAK: I've found it, Highness.
CHAOTICA: They've sabotaged my laboratory.
JANEWAY: That vial you're holding, it's a neutralizing potion. If you inject their device, you'll render it harmless.
(Chaotica injects the gel pack.)
JANEWAY: Release me, and I'll disarm all their devices, throughout your realm.
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CHAOTICA: Oh, Arachnia, you do love me.
JANEWAY: How could I resist your magnetism?
CHAOTICA: Or I yours. Together we'll rule the cosmos and grind our enemies into dust.
(Chaotica kisses her hand, then works his way passionately up her arm.)
[Voyager Corridor]
(To Chakotay)
JANEWAY: If we restore the time line, remind me to cancel Mister Paris' Holodeck privileges.
That's pretty close. Thanks.
McNeills delivery in Prey
(In environmental suits)
CHAKOTAY: Is your body armour designed to handle rapid pressure fluctuations?
HIROGEN: It can defeat most hostile environments. I once tracked a silicon-based lifeform through the neutronium mantle of a collapsed star.
PARIS: I once tracked a mouse through Jefferies tube thirty two.
:-)
(In environmental suits)
CHAKOTAY: Is your body armour designed to handle rapid pressure fluctuations?
HIROGEN: It can defeat most hostile environments. I once tracked a silicon-based lifeform through the neutronium mantle of a collapsed star.
PARIS: I once tracked a mouse through Jefferies tube thirty two.
:-)
I remember thinking that it was funny, indeed.
Personally,I thought he was trying too hard to break the ice.
I think he wanted to take the hirogen down a peg.
My husband went off into uncontrollable laughter at that one. I thought it was mildly amusing but whatever...we all find different things funny. He said it was all about the expression on the Hirogen's face.
I don't know. To me it looks like the hirogen just ignores him. The kind of face a teacher makes when the classroom idiot makes a remark that's predictably foolish.
I just thought of one. And maybe others won't think its funny and just another annoying Neelix moment. In Juggernaut, before they go on the toxic freighter, Neelix whips up some home remedy to guard against radiation poisoning. But it's so vile, even he can hardly swallow it.
That reminds me when Neelix gets a really bad sunburn. I think it's in Tsunkatse.
Body and Soul w/ the Doctor having complete control of Seven's body
Seven in Nine eating some cheese cake
Seven of Nine getting a massage
Infinite Regress (Seven getting several personnalities)
Seven talking like a Frengi...
Seven talking like a little girl (not funny but it was a very cute moment)
These episodes were hilarious (and heartbreaking at the same time for Infinite Regress). That's actually rather impressive, especially Jeri Ryan's performance.
Seven in Nine eating some cheese cake
Seven of Nine getting a massage
Infinite Regress (Seven getting several personnalities)
Seven talking like a Frengi...
Seven talking like a little girl (not funny but it was a very cute moment)
These episodes were hilarious (and heartbreaking at the same time for Infinite Regress). That's actually rather impressive, especially Jeri Ryan's performance.
In Critical Care, when the crew is hunting for the thief that stole the Doctor, they keep being directed to this person and that person. When they finally talk to the thief's mistress, she's like this with Janeway. "Oh, he's not good enough for you" and then it's "You just want him for yourself". Janeway looks around and seeing no one close enough other than Tuvok, grabs his hand and says, "I already have a man".
Later when they have caught him and have him in the brig. Neelix brings his meal which he has added some spices that will cause terrible gas pains and tells him only the Doctor can administer the antidote. Tuvok says, "You poisoned him". Neelix reminds him that he had been threatening a mind meld.
Later when they have caught him and have him in the brig. Neelix brings his meal which he has added some spices that will cause terrible gas pains and tells him only the Doctor can administer the antidote. Tuvok says, "You poisoned him". Neelix reminds him that he had been threatening a mind meld.
Well, he should have reminded Neelix that threats are different from doing something.
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