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Your most insane theory on what Discovery is going to be really about!

My theory revolves around fungus.

Mudd accidentally sells alien fungus to a Klingon planet and it grows wildly, causing the Klingons to mutate. The Discovery shows up to render aid after the Shenzou crew is inadvertently destroyed by Klingon anti-fungicide and Sarek negotiates a cease-fire.

Adventures ensue.

Soo..fungus.

RAMA
 
Perhaps Lt. Cmdr. Rainsford will be a complete nutcase and the reason they don't let women be Starship captains in Captain Kirk's time.

*sound of can of worms opening*
 
Perhaps Lt. Cmdr. Rainsford will be a complete nutcase and the reason they don't let women be Starship captains in Captain Kirk's time.

*sound of can of worms opening*
A can of worms requires differing opinions. Unless someone on here is from Kansas, women are generally understood to be capable leaders. We just have to accept that society changed more in 50 years than Roddenberry thought it would in 200.
 
My understanding, from a pretty good source, is that the entire series is going to be based around the Klingon Commander from "Elaan of Troyus" ("prepare to be boarded or destroyed" guy) joining forces with Lazarus after freeing him from the interdimensional corridor and continuously forcing kidnapped innocent people to break the warp 10 barrier, thus creating an entire race of ridiculous lizard people who worship Tuvix like a god.

And Lt. M'Ress will be in it.

It's going to happen, and it's going to be UGE.
 
How has this thread got so far without mentioning the clear and very, very obvious.

It's going to be about Monkeys on some kind of trek, through the stars

Hugo - A Jayson-perfect show
 
Discovery really is about discovering that Q stole 10 years from Kirk and crew thus creating the Kelvin timeline and how he split Kelvin timeline Spock(Spock Red) from Prime Spock (Spock Blue) and whose katra was merged with Spock Red thus reuniting the Spocks. Discovery when over will lead into Star Trek Rebirth and later into Star Trek Forever Crisis.
 
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You know it could be a documentary about Trek fandom's behavior and reaction to a new Trek show. That's why they keep moving the release date. They got to keep fans talking while they make the film, when in reality there is no new show coming. They could even be here on the trekbbs right now gathering data which they will then use actors to play us in reinactments or cartoon drawings like on the TNG documentary not to long ago

Jason
 
Socks.

For as long as he can remember, Admiral Anderson never had enough socks. Even as a boy his mother would supply him with dozens of pairs, he'd put them away just as he was told to but soon enough; they were gone and whenever he needed a pair, he had to hunt them down, eventually settling for odd socks.

As he grew older he learned that it wasn't just him. Socks were disappearing all across the galaxy, confusing the Federation, angering the Klingons and slightly upsetting the Risians as they were all naked anyway. After years finding his way into a position of power, supported by a man who could find kno logical explination, Anderson put his team together to solve this mystery once and for all.

With the best of the best, including a funcus expert to analyse the socks that remaned, Discovery is sent out to solve the galactic mystery; where do they go?

Only in the deepest recesses of space will we find out, racing against time to solve the mystery before the Klingons can become the master of all footwear; but will the tension caused between the sockless captain and his first officer get in the way, forcing the Federation to always remain reliant on sandles?

Coming soon Star Trek Discovery goes where no man has gone before: The Search for Socks.
 
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