Your latest purchases, cont.

[Kerock]

I bought a lottery ticket for the $1Billion Mega...........Fingers Crossed.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

I heard about these peanuts who were walking down the street. One was assaulted...peanut.

I still can't believe we lost the war with that killer joke in our arsenal.

Got groceries. There was a special offer for Double Quarterpounders. Still think it should have said Halfpounders.

 

[Butters]

I don't get it...

But they’re the second bestest crisps ever, and possibly the oldest joke I know.

I bought a lottery ticket for the $1Billion Mega...........Fingers Crossed.

A billion dollar jackpot. Woah!

If you win, can you lend me a few quid. I’ve had my eye on a derelict bistro nearby. With a lick of paint.,,

 

[Butters]

Picked up a Christmas food order catalog at the supermarket.

 

[Sibyl]

Mirror Kirk/Spock Mego set at Target.

 

[Sibyl]

I didn't buy it, but my mom gave me an early birthday present as she'll be out of town at my brother's for that day.

A cordless drill.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Herbal teas and a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I bought my brother a small indoor drone for his birthday.

 

[Butters]

Kitchen roll, but not boring old white sheets, these are the Halloween edition in pumpkin orange.

 

[Kilana2]

A big packet of Sushi, already devoured

 

[Butters]

Massive roll of bubble wrap just arrived.

 

[Tom Hendricks]

Massive roll of bubble wrap just arrived.

They are having a sale at the Gap.

 

[Butters]

Lego Halloween set. For Halloween.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

A 4K AppleTV

They are having a sale at the Gap.

Pop pop, hope no one sees you, get freaky.

 

[Butters]

Birthday feast from the chippy chip shop.

Chips, sausages, scampi, curry sauce and mushy peas.

I don’t like mushy peas.

 

[Refuge]

Birthday feast from the chippy chip shop.

Chips, sausages, scampi, curry sauce and mushy peas.

I don’t like mushy peas.

Happy Birthday to you, squashed bananas and stew...

Did you have a chip butty?

 

[Butters]

Happy Birthday to you, squashed bananas and stew...

Did you have a chip butty?

Nah, just the scampi and chips . Birthday boy’s choice.

Lashings and lashings of salt and vinegar though.

 

[Sibyl]

Happy birthday!

 

[Butters]

Happy birthday!

“But it’s not birthday, Arch Deacon”

It’s was the younger boy. Two birthdays in one month, what are the odds eh?

 

[Sibyl]

Ahhhhhhhh...