My first thought in the morning is usually something like this: "Darn, do I really need to edit that post again? -it must be time to go to bed."
I was just thinking that, just before clicking into this thread again.

My first thought in the morning is usually something like this: "Darn, do I really need to edit that post again? -it must be time to go to bed."
After "Ugh," my second thought is usually, "Why is the coffee so far away?"
I have considered many times to use a mini-fridge as my nightstand and put the coffee maker right on top of it so I don't actually have to get out of bed to get my first cup of coffee.
My first thought in the morning is usually, "Gotta pee!"
After "Ugh," my second thought is usually, "Why is the coffee so far away?"
I have considered many times to use a mini-fridge as my nightstand and put the coffee maker right on top of it so I don't actually have to get out of bed to get my first cup of coffee.
This idea right here is just pure awesomeness.There are a few occasions in life where I really wish I was a guy, and this is one of those times - guys can get away with actually following THRU on this idea. Which really...is just epic.
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At least I do. I enjoy every moment of my life, and the moment of waking up is no exception.I think I should be happy everyday to wake up. That's what people keep telling me. Do most people really wake up feeling happy?
As for the first thing I think of in the morning, it's usually something like "I wish these dogs would sleep past, like 6:30 am." (I have two Yorkshire Terriers who sleep in the bed with me, and as soon as they get the slightest glimmer of hope that I might possibly be waking up, they are both in my face, in a team facelick).
"Hey... my alarm has a snooze button..."
Half the days I wake up, say "Fuck!" and turn off my alarm before I even have an actual thought.
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