Your first thought in the morning

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Oh bugger, I've drooled on the pillow".

 

[kimc]

Do I have to go to work today?

 

[Nowhere Man]

"I got to take a shit."

 

[RoJoHen]

"I got to take a shit."

That's usually my first thought after I have my first sip of coffee. The stuff goes right through me in the morning!

 

[Itisnotlogical]

(to my alarm) "Oh, shut up, you."

 

[munwai]

Usually just: "I forgot to do ______ and it's due in two hours!" or "my hair looks God-awful."

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

"Who am I? What is my purpose in life? Does it really, cosmically speaking, matter if I don’t get up and go to work?" -- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams had it best.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

"Can I kill my neighbour and get away with it?"

I was woken up by someone hammering whatever on the other sie of my bedroom wall.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

Is it my turn to walk the dogs? Or do I have to get on the $%^#& Elliptical Maching?

 

[Deckerd]

"Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo"

 

[RoJoHen]

Today my first thought was, to my alarm clock, "Go fuck yourself."

 

[JarodRussell]

This is what I do every morning:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOobdhEE1_o[/yt]

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

"This is the way the world ends."

Actually, I had been dreaming about giving a lecture on T.S. Eliot just before waking up.

You my sweetytums are such a nerd

 

[SmoothieX]

I told my wife I had 'one of those' dreams this morning, and surprisingly we both had a happy ending in the shower together.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I'm a nerd? Says the woman with Spencer Reid as her avatar boy.

This morning: "Coffee!"

 

[Sephiroth]

"if this isn't an INCREDIBLY beautiful woman on the other end of the line I'm gonna push the caller through a fine mesh screen"

 

[Schistocerca]

[FONT=Times New Roman]My first thought in the morning is usually “Oh the dog needs to go out for a wee” as the duvet is dragged of me and four paws land on my face.[/FONT]

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

That's funny, I always see the world in Arial font, size 2 when I wake up.

 

[mari]

This morning, "Already? Stupid alarm." followed shortly by "What day is it?" and "Maybe I overdid the whiskey last night."

 

[Schistocerca]

That's funny, I always see the world in Arial font, size 2 when I wake up.

Yes, not quite sure how I did that? But loving your reply