You ever tear your urethra?

[RJDiogenes]

So...that ever happen to anyone?

No, but mine once BURST INTO FLAME!!1!!

 

[Holdfast]

You know, I think you're right, I'm pretty sure I've read this before too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the penis threads so clearly.

It was more than a few years ago though, I think.

(I also half-recall the previous incarnation got locked at some stage, maybe?)

Yeah, I remember that thread too, and I think the author might have had a Scott Baio avatar that time as well, but I could be wrong. Perhaps there's a glitch in The Matrix.

Spooky...

 

[Emher]

OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

No can't say I have, but I did injure it once after to hard an erection while wearing pants. It's okay nowadays.

 

[tharpdevenport]

So...that ever happen to anyone?

No, but mine once BURST INTO FLAME!!1!!

How in THE WORLD do you even get your penis into a situation where it can catch fire???!!!

 

[Mallory]

Weenie roast.

 

[T'Baio]

Did I post about this story when it first happened?

I didn't realize I'd be so eager to tell it.

 

[Trekker4747]

It's ok. We all do repeats from time to time.

 

[-Brett-]

Blood started spraying out of the end of my penis like a friggin' hose. It literally looked like someone was murdered in that room, and it's didn't stop for several minutes, but eventually subsided.

When I saw the title, I thought "No. Thankfully. Sounds unpleasant."

Your post didn't change my mind.

 

[RJDiogenes]

So...that ever happen to anyone?

No, but mine once BURST INTO FLAME!!1!!

How in THE WORLD do you even get your penis into a situation where it can catch fire???!!!

She was hot, but I was hotter.

Weenie roast.

Hey!

 

[Sean Aaron]

No, but I have had it pierced...

 

[RAMA]

So, I was having some serious sex. Getting really wild, thrusting like crazy, and I accidentally pulled out of her. Was going so insanely that I didn't really have time to consciously stop and on my way back, the tip of my penis "punched" her right in the pelvic bone!

Blood started spraying out of the end of my penis like a friggin' hose. It literally looked like someone was murdered in that room, and it's didn't stop for several minutes, but eventually subsided.

I went to the doctor the next morning, and he told me I'd be fine, that I "tore my urethra." I now hate that word, "tore," with a passion.

So...that ever happen to anyone?

Yes, it hurt.

Who would do THAT?

You need more practice.

 

[RoJoHen]

I got the very tip of my penis stuck in my zipper twice before. That HURT!

Now I am overly cautious whenever I zip up my pants, and I switched from boxers to boxer-briefs so there's no chance of my dick sticking out of the fly.

 

[Trekker4747]

"Well how did the beans get above the frank?!"

 

[Plumster]

So, I was having some serious sex. Getting really wild, thrusting like crazy, and I accidentally pulled out of her. Was going so insanely that I didn't really have time to consciously stop and on my way back, the tip of my penis "punched" her right in the pelvic bone!

Blood started spraying out of the end of my penis like a friggin' hose. It literally looked like someone was murdered in that room, and it's didn't stop for several minutes, but eventually subsided.

I went to the doctor the next morning, and he told me I'd be fine, that I "tore my urethra." I now hate that word, "tore," with a passion.

So...that ever happen to anyone?

Yes, it hurt.

Did you try to carry on like nothing happened in order to deliver the money shot?

Or did you finish her off by hand?

 

[Holdfast]

Did I post about this story when it first happened?

I didn't realize I'd be so eager to tell it.

Oh, come on, you've always loved the attention!

Besides, some reruns are always worth tuning in for, no matter how many times you've seen them!