You ever tear your urethra?

[T'Baio]

So, I was having some serious sex. Getting really wild, thrusting like crazy, and I accidentally pulled out of her. Was going so insanely that I didn't really have time to consciously stop and on my way back, the tip of my penis "punched" her right in the pelvic bone!

Blood started spraying out of the end of my penis like a friggin' hose. It literally looked like someone was murdered in that room, and it's didn't stop for several minutes, but eventually subsided.

I went to the doctor the next morning, and he told me I'd be fine, that I "tore my urethra." I now hate that word, "tore," with a passion.

So...that ever happen to anyone?

Yes, it hurt.

 

[The Borg Queen]

I'm not sure if this is a 'boasting' thread or not...

 

[Holdfast]

Isn't this thread a repost? I could have sworn I've read exactly the same thread from someone here at some point over the years.

TrekBBS - where nothing's ever new

 

[Lookingglassman]

OUCH!

 

[The Borg Queen]

All this has happened before, and will happen again.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ewww ... reminds me of a Playboy article that had an X-Ray picture to boot, where a guy "broke" his penis.

And thank alot -- now I may not be able to masturbate tonight.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d3cx_5FPpB8

 

[Pingfah]

Ouch. And no i've never done that. I do know someone that tore their foreskin in the zip of their trousers though

 

[Trekker4747]

Can't say that I have.

Doesn't sound pleasant. Good luck, man.

 

[Trekker4747]

Isn't this thread a repost? I could have sworn I've read exactly the same thread from someone here at some point over the years.

TrekBBS - where nothing's ever new

You know, I think you're right, I'm pretty sure I've read this before too.

 

[Holdfast]

Isn't this thread a repost? I could have sworn I've read exactly the same thread from someone here at some point over the years.

TrekBBS - where nothing's ever new

You know, I think you're right, I'm pretty sure I've read this before too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the penis threads so clearly.

It was more than a few years ago though, I think.

(I also half-recall the previous incarnation got locked at some stage, maybe?)

 

[sidious618]

I was a better person before I entered this thread.

 

[Sephiroth]

* Link removed -- no linking to porn sites, please *

 

[Sheep]

That sounds even more fun than when I peed blood due to a kidney stone. At least that was by myself and not with someone else present.

 

[hellsgate]

No. Ouch. My sympathies to the injured. I've torn the outer skin from aggressive self-love & not realizing regular bar-style bath soap isn't the same as Vaseline. Dried my skin out apparently, or I have "sensitive skin" or something & a day or two later, it stung & I looked. Sure as hell, there was a tiny two millimeter tear.

 

[Tim]

Isn't this thread a repost? I could have sworn I've read exactly the same thread from someone here at some point over the years.

TrekBBS - where nothing's ever new

You know, I think you're right, I'm pretty sure I've read this before too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the penis threads so clearly.

It was more than a few years ago though, I think.

I eagerly await the haematospermia thread.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Isn't this thread a repost? I could have sworn I've read exactly the same thread from someone here at some point over the years.

TrekBBS - where nothing's ever new

You know, I think you're right, I'm pretty sure I've read this before too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers the penis threads so clearly.

It was more than a few years ago though, I think.

(I also half-recall the previous incarnation got locked at some stage, maybe?)

Yeah, I remember that thread too, and I think the author might have had a Scott Baio avatar that time as well, but I could be wrong. Perhaps there's a glitch in The Matrix.

But either way, brag on. In fact, to join in, I once hurt my gigantic penis trying to walk sideways through a turnstile.

 

[Rÿcher]

You ever tear your urethra?

No, but my ex-wife was very fond of anal and I slipped out during some rather intense intercourse and my johnson hit just below her coccyx tearing her skin.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You ever tear your urethra?

No, but my ex-wife was very fond of anal and I slipped out during some rather intense intercourse and my johnson hit just below her coccyx tearing her skin.

 

[Rÿcher]

no one appreciates a good anal sex injury story anymore.

kids these days...