Who Would Win In A War -- Tin Man or the Doomsday Machine?

[QuasarVM]

Doomsday Machine Planet Killer (Alien Cornuccopia of Doom) would own Tin Man (Giant Alien Pillsbury Crescent Roll -- or is it a giant alien stuffed pasta shell? I dunno..)! In a heartbeat...

Your vote?

 

[cooleddie74]

The Doomsday Machine. But a gefiltefish usually beats a French creme horn in that sector of space.

 

[QuasarVM]

French cream horn! Yeah...that's what it reminded me of!

 

[Outpost4]

Silly Quasar - everyone knows the Wicked Witch of the East can defeat the Tin Man.

 

[cooleddie74]

All Tin Man needed was a heart. And the ability to move faster than a few kilometers per hour out of danger.

 

[Outpost4]

When a craft’s an empty vessel
It can’t make the run to Kessel
It’s just an oxen cart.
Because that I’m presumin’
I’d be better dead than fumin’
If I only had a heart.

I’d be tender, I’d be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art.
I’d join up with Tam Elbrun
And not orbit an unwell sun
If I only had a heart.

Picture me – a fish in the sea
Mysterious and alone
Just looking for home
Then there’s Tam…my man.

Just to register emotion
Jealousy - devotion
And really feel the part.
I wouldn’t be isolated
Ancient and outdated
If I only had a heart.

 

[QuasarVM]

Good stuff!!!

Very clever responses!

 

[T'Bonz]

I'll leave this open, but no more of these lame "who would win in this war" threads. This is junior high stuff.

 

[QuasarVM]

You got something against Junior High?!

Besides...these threads aren't any worse than some of the other ones I've seen. The ship vs. ship ones for example...

Closing my threads isn't nice...not nice at all -- but, I'll forgive you this time.

Next time I might have to send you away.

Or go on a Christian Bale-like rant.

 

[Outpost4]

Maybe you should start a new thread: Who Would Win A War -- T'Bonz or QuasarVM?

On second thought, don't. It would be a short war. You know those Romulans.

 

[QuasarVM]

Maybe you should start a new thread: Who Would Win A War -- T'Bonz or QuasarVM?

On second thought, don't. It would be a short war. You know those Romulans.

I LIKE IT!!! It could happen...

Ne'er know.

 

[Tan Ru]

What's a "French creme horn"??

An intercourse position?? What?

 

[cooleddie74]

^
I wish.

That way I could combine my love of crusty sweets with my love for making my sweets crusty.

 

[QuasarVM]

TMI dude...T.M.I.!



Heyyyyy....I really dig Tan Ru's avatar! Now, why didn't I think of that?

 

[cooleddie74]

Tin Man would lose because a day-old cruller or croissant can't withstand being pummeled by a giant Shofar horn.

 

[Admiral2]

Seriously??? Tin Man would be Doomsday paste!

 

[cooleddie74]

Even Matt Decker on a caffeine bender could kick Tin Man's ass.