Doomsday Machine Planet Killer (Alien Cornuccopia of Doom) would own Tin Man (Giant Alien Pillsbury Crescent Roll -- or is it a giant alien stuffed pasta shell? I dunno..)! In a heartbeat... Your vote?
All Tin Man needed was a heart. And the ability to move faster than a few kilometers per hour out of danger.
When a craft’s an empty vessel It can’t make the run to Kessel It’s just an oxen cart. Because that I’m presumin’ I’d be better dead than fumin’ If I only had a heart. I’d be tender, I’d be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding love and art. I’d join up with Tam Elbrun And not orbit an unwell sun If I only had a heart. Picture me – a fish in the sea Mysterious and alone Just looking for home Then there’s Tam…my man. Just to register emotion Jealousy - devotion And really feel the part. I wouldn’t be isolated Ancient and outdated If I only had a heart.
I'll leave this open, but no more of these lame "who would win in this war" threads. This is junior high stuff.
You got something against Junior High?! Besides...these threads aren't any worse than some of the other ones I've seen. The ship vs. ship ones for example... Closing my threads isn't nice...not nice at all -- but, I'll forgive you this time. Next time I might have to send you away. Or go on a Christian Bale-like rant.
Maybe you should start a new thread: Who Would Win A War -- T'Bonz or QuasarVM? On second thought, don't. It would be a short war. You know those Romulans.
^ I wish. That way I could combine my love of crusty sweets with my love for making my sweets crusty.
Tin Man would lose because a day-old cruller or croissant can't withstand being pummeled by a giant Shofar horn.