• Welcome! The TrekBBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans.
    If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Who Popped Wesley's Cherry?

Who Popped Wesley's Cherry?

  • Data (Being fully functional and all)

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Jim Shimoda (Friend or Groomer?)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Traveller (I bet he wants to take Wesley to special places)

    Votes: 14 20.3%
  • Salia (Freak for this Geek?)

    Votes: 7 10.1%
  • Robyn Lefler (Pity sex)

    Votes: 38 55.1%
  • The Bulkhead (Shruggs shoulders, maybe he was thinking it would be kinky)

    Votes: 9 13.0%

  • Total voters
    69
It was one of those slimy Trill slugs, slithering through the Enterprise cooridors looking for a new host. Wes dropped the soap in the sonic shower and, well, you know... Security had to be called. It wasn't pretty.
 
I voted Salia, just because I don't remember who the hell she was! Was she that shape-shifting princess Wesley had the hots for? All the other options, with the exception of Leffler, were just too NAMBLA for me! -- RR
 
This does bring up a good point made in one of the Star Trek TNG books (I think it was in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion") which I think was said by one of the producers - it's a little ridiculous how 'innocent' the writers were forced to make Wesley's relationships with women because it was a PG show, particularly in "The Dauphin". As the guy says, at an age where adolescents are supposed to be "thinking about getting laid", they're just sharing chocolate ice cream? I'm not saying they had to have sex for the relationship to be plausible, but they should have done more than go sightseeing in the holodeck and eat ice cream. And they didn't even eat it! She just stuck her finger in it (which always annoys me)! At least he and Lefler smooched, which apparently popped Judd's onscreen kissing cherry. :)

And more interesting when GR left 'network' TV so as to push the envelope and put out silly crap like that....Wonder Years was out before TNG and it pushed the envelope far more with those kids than Wesley..

The REAL reason he was written that way was because of the same reason Picard was written that way too...like father/like son. And I am still 'up in the air' on Picard's preference, and I don't mean that in a bad way. But here you have Crusher's mom pratically humpng Picard's leg for seven years and nothing comes of it....

Rob
 
I've narrowed it down to one of the following:

Lwaxana Troi

Lore pretending to be Data

A drunken LaForge without his visor

Mordock the Benzite

Guinan

Nicholas Locarno (There was some reason Wes was so loyal to him.)
 
I don't think Wes got any while on the D. Teenage crushes was about it. The event most likely occured while he was at the Academy.
 
Well, one of the original plans for Nemesis was for Ashley to make a cameo as now Mrs. Robin Crusher.
 
If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Sign up / Register


Back
Top