Who Popped Wesley's Cherry?

[Roberto]

Doctor Pulaski

 

[jep]

It was definitely Worf.

"Come to my cabin, ensign, I'm going to show you what a wormhole really is!"

 

[kitsune]

It was definitely Worf.

"Come to my cabin, ensign, I'm going to show you what a wormhole really is!"

Wouldn't taking advantage of a nerd bring dishonor to his family for three generations or something?

 

[jep]

It was definitely Worf.

"Come to my cabin, ensign, I'm going to show you what a wormhole really is!"

Wouldn't taking advantage of a nerd bring dishonor to his family for three generations or something?

Klingon sex is supposed to be rough. Really rough. "The Boy" probably wouldn't live through it... and if he did survive it, well, there's always the air-lock. "Let's see you boy-genius your way out of this!" WOOSH!!!!

 

[kitsune]

It was definitely Worf.

"Come to my cabin, ensign, I'm going to show you what a wormhole really is!"

Wouldn't taking advantage of a nerd bring dishonor to his family for three generations or something?

Klingon sex is supposed to be rough. Really rough. "The Boy" probably wouldn't live through it... and if he did survive it, well, there's always the air-lock. "Let's see you boy-genius your way out of this!" WOOSH!!!!

I wonder if Klingons' foreheads are the only ribbed part of their anatomy...

 

[jep]

Wouldn't taking advantage of a nerd bring dishonor to his family for three generations or something?

Klingon sex is supposed to be rough. Really rough. "The Boy" probably wouldn't live through it... and if he did survive it, well, there's always the air-lock. "Let's see you boy-genius your way out of this!" WOOSH!!!!

I wonder if Klingons' foreheads are the only ribbed part of their anatomy...

LOL. I was going to say "Ribbed.... for Wesley's pleasure.", but if Worf's into the rough trade he probably wouldn't care if Wesley liked it or not.

 

[bryce]

Lal.


(If you think about it, she's the *perfect* gf for a guy like Wesley...in fact, you might say she was made for him...)

 

[Vanyel]

Gang bang. He used the holodeck.

Or the handle of a phaser.

 

[NathanielM]

it was WORF!!!

Worf popped Wes's cherry asshole one night when he got REALLY drunk in 10-forward. And wes loved every minute...... The kinky gay as weenieloves big klingon dong...

Probably long and studded or something.

And on the voting potion...

I DISAGREE! The pity sex never happened, no self resspecting young woman would want to be seen with a GEEK like Wesley Crusher...

If she did... it was desperation... It probably was the traveler if not Worf. Taking him "Where no one has gone before"

Nathaniel

 

[jep]

One word: Oedipus.

 

[Iamnotspock]

One word: Oedipus.

Beat me to it. Well, it would explain a lot.

 

[JuanBolio]

His mom. They have a special relationship.

 

[jep]

One word: Oedipus.

Beat me to it. Well, it would explain a lot.

If there were in justice in the universe, it would have been a Borg... working Wesley over with that rotating Swiss Army assembly on the end of its arm.

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[CaptainStoner]

KHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

 

[Praetor]

So, everyone does realize that Harry Kim is about Wesley's age and was probably in Wesley's Academy class, right? We may have found our answer.

 

[jep]

So, everyone does realize that Harry Kim is about Wesley's age and was probably in Wesley's Academy class, right? We may have found our answer.

Wait.... they did some time traveling during the series, so the answer here is obvious:

SULU!!!
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[General Shran]

So, everyone does realize that Harry Kim is about Wesley's age and was probably in Wesley's Academy class, right? We may have found our answer.

Wasn't there a reference once to Harry's Academy roommate falling in love with him?

 

[PhoenixIreland]

So what if it was a PG show? They didn't have to SHOW him having sex with her! They just had to make reference to it, even a subtle one.

They could insinuate 15 year old Jake was banging a twentysomething Dabo girl (With Dads blessing) but poor Wes just gets walks in the park and ice cream?

His whole character was totally unrealistic and botched from the start the Nova Squad episode was the first one that showed him to be flawed in any real way.

Yes I know the future humans are meant to be more evolved but the biology that makes teenagers emotional and horny is still going to be there!

 

[Praetor]

...And good ole GR was of the opinion that by that time we'd have a lot less sex/nudity hangups, so conceivably Dr. Crusher/Capt. Sisko should not have really cared.

 

[PhoenixIreland]

Well clearly the rules around sex were far more relaxed in this time, apart of course from the total absence of any gayness of course.

Lets see we had:

• Men in mini skirts (I think the point was to highlight geneder typing or something but still) and as part of an official military/astronought uniform no less!
  
• Crews having orgies on shore leave on the Edo planet and having sex "at the drop of any hat"
  
• Risa as a popular federation tourist destination where all you need do to get laid by hot women/men is to show a wooden trophy.
  
• A 15 year old shagging a Dabo girl and dads totally cool with it (The 24th century equivalent of a hooters waitress)
  
• Baths on Trill that seem to be nothing more than a straght equivilant of a gay bath house.

....but a teenager giving into his hormones and having sex with a girl he's seeing thats...thats too out of bounds?

No gays and no teenagers having sex, but we can have men in miniskirts, orgy planets and the station commanders son can bang a hooters waitress?
The producers of ST had a werid sense of what was and was not ok on tv