Boy Wonder
Lieutenant
After reading a topic about Weasley and the Traveller, I was sort of intriqued in a very morbid way of who the unlucky sole was to 'be his first' and probably 'the last' as well.
Who Popped Wesley's Cherry?
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Boy Wonder
Lieutenant
I honestly couldn't think of any other reason why someone as hot as Ashley Judd (Lefler) would be into Super Geek.
Perhaps I should have said, to increase her sexual experience.
Perhaps I should have said, to increase her sexual experience.
c'mon, i think we all know the answer to this one....
i mean, wesley even quit the Academy to elope with this weirdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCXnY3kydV8
'convicted sex offender' is written all over this guy
i mean, wesley even quit the Academy to elope with this weirdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCXnY3kydV8
'convicted sex offender' is written all over this guy
Robyn Lefler (Pity sex)
Worf.
"Weasly" Crusher is a cherry.
What git came up with the names for that show, anyway? Wesley Crusher. I mean c'mon, in real life that name would have guarandamnteed an after 3:00pm ass-kicking on the regular. In real life, 24th Century or no, any real dad would have said, " Aw shit, Bev, if we're going to call the kid "Wesley," why the hell don't we just name the goddamn boy "Pussy" and be done with it? I ain't naming no son of mine Wesley and there's an end to it, case closed! Hey...waitaminute...the kid is mine, isn't it?!?!?!?!? Why you fucking slut, now I know why you been spending so much time on the phone with that frog sonofabitch Jean Luc Picard!"
What git came up with the names for that show, anyway? Wesley Crusher. I mean c'mon, in real life that name would have guarandamnteed an after 3:00pm ass-kicking on the regular. In real life, 24th Century or no, any real dad would have said, " Aw shit, Bev, if we're going to call the kid "Wesley," why the hell don't we just name the goddamn boy "Pussy" and be done with it? I ain't naming no son of mine Wesley and there's an end to it, case closed! Hey...waitaminute...the kid is mine, isn't it?!?!?!?!? Why you fucking slut, now I know why you been spending so much time on the phone with that frog sonofabitch Jean Luc Picard!"
^^ yeah but with a last name like Crusher, he could be a pro-rassler
I wish Robyn Lefler would have pity sex with me.
This does bring up a good point made in one of the Star Trek TNG books (I think it was in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion") which I think was said by one of the producers - it's a little ridiculous how 'innocent' the writers were forced to make Wesley's relationships with women because it was a PG show, particularly in "The Dauphin". As the guy says, at an age where adolescents are supposed to be "thinking about getting laid", they're just sharing chocolate ice cream? I'm not saying they had to have sex for the relationship to be plausible, but they should have done more than go sightseeing in the holodeck and eat ice cream. And they didn't even eat it! She just stuck her finger in it (which always annoys me)! At least he and Lefler smooched, which apparently popped Judd's onscreen kissing cherry. 
I like to think it was Chad Allen's Jono character from 'Suddenly Human'. 
TheLonelySquire
Vice Admiral
HAHA!
"We will be going beyond mathematics.."
"Just tell me what I have to do..."
"Begin by letting go of your guilt Wesley..."
Sweet!
TheLonelySquire
Vice Admiral
Wasn't that the same guy that made the bust of Colonel Potter?
Jim
Extra light - overtime
Dude, I have a friend named Wesley and he's about 6'5" and 200+ lbs. of solid muscle. I wouldn't want to mess with him.
I know, I was surprised when I found out what his name was, too.
Barclay
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