1. TWOK
2. TUC
3. FC
4. TVH
5. TMP
6. TSFS
7. GEN
-- HUGE GAP IN QUALITY --
8. TFF, INS, NEM and XI (all equally bad)
LOL CGI AND EXPLOSIONS AND CAMERAS OPERATED BY PEOPLE IN GRAND MAL SEIZURES AND A PLOT LIKE SWISS CHEESE
LOL CGI AND EXPLOSIONS AND CAMERAS OPERATED BY PEOPLE IN GRAND MAL SEIZURES AND A PLOT LIKE SWISS CHEESE
--Deleted Scene from First Contact--
Queen: Watch your future's end!
Picard: You're out of your mind if you think this is going to work!
Queen: Oh really? The torpedoes are about to kill Zephram Coch--
Picard: Which means we'll never meet the Vulcans, we'll never form
the Federation, and we'll never develop high technology.
Queen: Yes. You'll be easy prey for us.
Picard: Specifically, we'll be a bunch of ignorant barbarians with nuclear
weapons. Why would you even WANT to assimilate us?
Queen: Uh... well... <thinking>
Picard: I mean, I thought the whole point of the Borg was you were
interested in our technology, right? We had advanced technology and
resources and you wanted it for yourselves. Now here you are trying
to keep us from ever developing warp drive. Isn't that kind of self-defeating?
Queen: Well... you humans are smart, we want your smarts. Yeah, that's it.
Data: Wouldn't it have been easier to travel back, say, ten years in time
before we ever heard of the Borg and assimilated us before we were ready
to fight back? Just a thought.
Queen: <Sighs> Can't you just give me credit for my clever sinister wickedness?
Is that so much to ask?
10. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier [the one aspect of Trek I do not own on DVD.]
Well, to be honest, while 2 and 3 weren't slow-paced for those days, they are for today's (and even yesterday's) standards.
And until I'd seen the new movie, I hadn't even realized how slow-paced Trek (even all the series) really was. It was my most loved universe, but all action and even most stories -- where every plot point had to be meticulously explained -- were very slow paced. No wonder non-trekkies fell asleep whenever I'd try to treat them to a good episode or movie.
Most of the time, nothing actually happend! No real battles, no real personal plots (or they would strangely vanish the next episode) and all mysteries and technobabble-solutions would be explained point by point by point until even the viewer with the least IQ would be able to make the necessary connections.
Even when there was a life-or-death battle going on, you could go get something to drink, put some food in the microwave and 15 minutes later the phasers would only have fired twice, and the battle would still be ongoing!
I'd even draw a military analogy; while most movies and series would represent an air superiority fighter, star trek would represent a submarine.
I've noticed it with other series from my youth (I can't stand to watch the A-team any longer, how horribly simplistic and drawn-out), but I didn't notice it with Trek. Any Trek.
But now I do.
I like substance. Really, I like it a lot. Give me a universe, an absolutely epic, intricate and complicated story and lots of personal character development that continue over a long course. Both in a series and in a movie. But not if that would make the pace as horrid as that of TMP.
To be honest, I would have liked it if the new Star Trek movie was split in 2 parts, where there would be a lot more substance (and more action to offset it with). But then again, I doubt as many people would watch it as they have done now.
10. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier [the one aspect of Trek I do not own on DVD.]
but do u own it on VHS?
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