When did you last have sex?

[Australis]

So long ago... I must be a virgin again.

 

[AJBryant]

Three weeks before my girlfriend gets back... I got a while to wait...

I hate you SOOOOO much.

 

[Tiberius]

You hate me because I'm in a period of enforced celibacy?

 

[RoJoHen]

You hate me because I'm in a period of enforced celibacy?

I think he hates you because you only have to wait 3 weeks.

 

[Skywalker]

Well hell, AJBryant doesn't have to wait three weeks to have sex again, either. Now, emotionally fulfilling and, more importantly, free sex, that's a different matter.

 

[Emher]

1 minute ago? Geez, jump straight off to brag here??

I might

So yeah, never.

About 4 months ago.

I still think you deserve a high five for that, man! *Virtual five!*

I said more than 1 day ago but that was before last night...the hubby can hardly keep up with me, but he likes trying. Were it up to me, it would be several times a day, but he has to go to work...

Truly, your husband is a blessed man.

Never... since flying solo doesn't count.

Now that is a crying shame, you sexy woman you. almost makes me want to organize something over at Starscape to make a change to that.

Last Wednesday, the night before I flew back to Detroit from Florida. It was with JuanBolio's model girlfriend. Not only does he know, it was his idea.

After the first time, the night I got there, her and I decided to actually get to know each other a little better on a personal level, because we're ass-backward like that. Her and I are friends now.

I know you still deserve a high five for that! *Virtual five nr 2!*

 

[RandyS]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.

What is "blicking"? I've never heard of that. Is it something the kids do now?

 

[trekkiedane]

I'm guessing you mean "with someone else" and seriously don't remember so I said 'more than a year'.

 

[KJbushway]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.

What is "blicking"? I've never heard of that. Is it something the kids do now?

Blinking, happy? I don't remember how to spell some really simple words sometimes. Apparently sounding it out didn't work out in this situation.

 

[Amaris]

About 4 months ago.

I still think you deserve a high five for that, man! *Virtual five!*

w00t! *high five*

 

[RandyS]

I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.

What is "blicking"? I've never heard of that. Is it something the kids do now?

Blinking, happy? I don't remember how to spell some really simple words sometimes. Apparently sounding it out didn't work out in this situation.

No, I'm not happy, but I'm also no longer confused, so thanks.

 

[Aldo]

I may not have a girl right now, but I've been getting a lot of practice in lately

Or as we used to call it here back in the day "notifying the moderator."

 

[Tiberius]

Man, my girlfriend doesn't get back until the middle of April. The 16th.

 

[Lt_Rowy]

Yeah...thats correct...I dont get back until the 16th of April...poor poor baby! I miss it too!

 

[RandyS]

Man, my girlfriend doesn't get back until the middle of April. The 16th.

My birthday is the next day. Celebrate in my honor.

It's what my girlfriend and I will be doing.

Hopefully.....

 

[KJbushway]

She better that supposed to be a stamped day for some action, when she normally says no.

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

Last Sunday. I don't live in the same town as my girlfriend, sadly, but I do see her on most weekends and will see her again tomorrow...

Will you appear on the shore and take her away?

Ironically, Newspaper Taxi doesn't own a car. : P So she has to do most of the appeaing on teh shore and all of the taking away.

 

[Tiberius]

Yeah...thats correct...I dont get back until the 16th of April...poor poor baby! I miss it too!

PMSL! yes, we both miss the sex!

 

[infinix]

About 20 minutes ago. Right after we woke up, which means no kissing on the mouth. Then we took a shower.

 

[Kestra]

She better that supposed to be a stamped day for some action, when she normally says no.

You're not actually obligated to give your partner sex at any point, not even on their birthday.