When did you last have sex?

[KJbushway]

LOL.
Look this would have been an interesting thread. Plus we could talk a bit about girls not caring about size, maybe even some girls themselves.

 

[bigdaddy]

Two weeks.

Probably next weekend.

 

[KJbushway]

Sorry you don't know when, but good luck either way.

 

[scotpens]

Statistically, the number of dudes with 8 inch plus dicks is around 2%, but I'm not sure whether to put 8 inches as the cutoff point at which I'll just say “you like 'em round thick and juicy”. . . On the other end of the scale, 4 inches is equally as rare, and at the same time it also seems like a good cutoff point . . . So if anybody wants to say in the next couple of minutes whether I should put the cutoffs at 3 and 8, 3 and 9, 4 and 8, or 4 and 9 . . .

I get uncomfortable reading anything that mentions dicks and “cutoffs” in the same sentence.

What some men don't get is all women care about is how the thing is used, not whether you're Long Dong Silver.

Like the song says, “It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion!”

I actually had one friend who openly admitted he had a small member, but he said it was due to a childhood accident.

He got it caught in a mechanical rice-picker?

 

[Sparky]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/yt]

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I actually had one friend who openly admitted he had a small member, but he said it was due to a childhood accident.

He got it caught in a mechanical rice-picker?

No, but if you really want to know...

Spoiler: somewhat grisly accident details

...he was on one of those rides they put in playgrounds, where it's an animal on top of a big spring, and you rock it back and forth. Well, apparently there was a sharp barb exposed on part of the spring, and he lost his grip and fell. Thing caught his shorts and dug right into his wang and tore straight up the length of it. Doesn't that sound really painful?

 

[Gepard]

I'm crossing my legs and wincing right now. Ooooooowwww .

 

[T'Bonz]

^
I don't even HAVE one but I'm wincing. Owies.

 

[KJbushway]

Yeah, painful. I feel like sending I hope you got well card.
I had an infection when I was younger, before I could even remember it.

 

[kitkat]

What some men don't get is all women care about is how the thing is used, not whether you're Long Dong Silver.

Preach it, honey!

 

[SmoothieX]

A few days ago with my wife. Hopefully more this weekend.

 

[Tan Ru]

Depends what the meaning of "is" is.................

 

[KJbushway]

^KitKat's post
Yes, for the cool girls on here who think outside the box, looks aren't the driving force. But those artificail girls on the outside go with what they see in the media, and drive this is it big enough craz, which in turn gets us guys thinking that.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

 

[Shazam!]

S'truth! No man EVER says, "Fuck me, I've got such a teeny weenie!"

Oh, I dunno...

 

[KJbushway]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.

 

[Holdfast]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I think they're more shocked when they realise what you did to them while mesmerised.

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I have blue eyes, but I can't seem to take a picture without blicking.

You're allowed to see women in real life as well as photos, however.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Luckily, some women are mesmerized by shocking blue eyes.

I think they're more shocked when they realise what you did to them while mesmerised.

 

[Tiberius]

Three weeks before my girlfriend gets back... I got a while to wait...

 

[KJbushway]

sry man.