I totally agree with you. My girlfriend is friends with a bunch of fanatical Browncoats and I just don't get them at all. Whenever I'm forced to watch an episode I ask myself,"What is so special about this show? It isn't that good. What the hell are they carrying on about?"
Well, we could always take the cynical approach, and say that Browncoats love
Firefly because
7. Summer Glau. She's Asian, right? And hot. And crazy. She's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl who might totally do you if she felt like it, but no way would she ever want to be a girlfriend or, God forbid, get knocked up with your kid. She's made for doing a splits on your Delta Quadrant, not for mothering or talking on and on about her feelings or some crap.