what super hero you like to date?
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Wolverine. 
Honestly? Songbird. So what if she's a reformed villan, she's hot, she's kinda sweet and slightly insecure 
Supergirl.
Sure, she'll crush my head like a mellon as I'm performing cunnilingus on her but DAMN what a way to go!
Sure, she'll crush my head like a mellon as I'm performing cunnilingus on her but DAMN what a way to go!
Doctor Manhattan? He has a cute bum.
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Hmm. Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.
Or, if she's busy. Helen Slater as Supergirl
Failing that, the Cheerleader bimbo from Heroes.
Or, if she's busy. Helen Slater as Supergirl
Failing that, the Cheerleader bimbo from Heroes.
Sylar from Heroes! How could I forget about Mr. Sex-on-Legs?
Torn between Hermione and Lyra Silvertongue (assuming they're within two or so years of my age, naturally)... Lyra's got more personality, but Hermione'd provide more intellectual discussion, and could perform some pretty hot spells. (Goodbye, need for glasses! Hello, multiple <censored>!)
So, I guess I'd go Hermione, despite HDM's vast superiority over HP.
Smallville's Chloe being an excellent backup.
B'Elanna!
So, I guess I'd go Hermione, despite HDM's vast superiority over HP.
Smallville's Chloe being an excellent backup.
B'Elanna!
Zatanna. 
Drew Barrymore... she can still start fires, right?
Or maybe Kitty Pryde?
Or maybe Kitty Pryde?
None of the above. The life of a super powered protagonist's mortal love interest is one fraught with peril and liable to be cut short as soon as the writers need a dark and edgy stunt to crank up the the sales. No, thank you, I do not want to be dismembered and stuffed into a refrigerator.
For that matter, I also don't want to be kidnapped and help hostage every other week.
I don't want to be shot. I don't want to be stabbed. I don't want to be irradiated, infected, or transformed. And I don't want to be thrown off of any tall structure, even if there is someone there to catch me.
And that really leave no good choice. Even if the character isn't a real hero but just uses the powers for personal gain, it is possible that I'd be in the origin story in which the protagonist becomes a crime fighter in response to a loved one's tragic violent death. And that would probably mean my death, because no one likes an attached protagonist these days.
And that's assuming that the hero in question isn't prone go going violently insane, as is the case with many.
But, assuming no actual threat of death, just for the pure power perversion potential, I'd go with Phoenix (Jean Grey) pre-insanity Chris Clairmont version. Near Limitless psychic power and the ability to rearange matter on a subatomic level at will, really, that makes for an incredibly interesting sex life.
But, as a matter of personality, I'd go with Spider Girl for several reasons. She's a normal person with normal problems (supervillains aside), and not particularly insane (which is always a good thing). Having a normal family also makes her substantially more grounded and more human than many other superbeings. And, she isn't terribly likely to accidently kill me in the throws of orgasm (it is possible with the spider strength, but at least she can't lose control and rip me apart atom by atom).
For that matter, I also don't want to be kidnapped and help hostage every other week.
I don't want to be shot. I don't want to be stabbed. I don't want to be irradiated, infected, or transformed. And I don't want to be thrown off of any tall structure, even if there is someone there to catch me.
And that really leave no good choice. Even if the character isn't a real hero but just uses the powers for personal gain, it is possible that I'd be in the origin story in which the protagonist becomes a crime fighter in response to a loved one's tragic violent death. And that would probably mean my death, because no one likes an attached protagonist these days.
And that's assuming that the hero in question isn't prone go going violently insane, as is the case with many.
But, assuming no actual threat of death, just for the pure power perversion potential, I'd go with Phoenix (Jean Grey) pre-insanity Chris Clairmont version. Near Limitless psychic power and the ability to rearange matter on a subatomic level at will, really, that makes for an incredibly interesting sex life.
But, as a matter of personality, I'd go with Spider Girl for several reasons. She's a normal person with normal problems (supervillains aside), and not particularly insane (which is always a good thing). Having a normal family also makes her substantially more grounded and more human than many other superbeings. And, she isn't terribly likely to accidently kill me in the throws of orgasm (it is possible with the spider strength, but at least she can't lose control and rip me apart atom by atom).
Y HELO THAR
I'd have to go She-Hulk, although I wonder if I'd survive the experience. I'd like to be able to tell people of my feat afterward.
Jean Grey, Psylocke or Ultimate Sue Storm.
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