I knew it...I KNEW IT!!!...Ole' Obi pulled off a "one-cheek-sneak" during the chess game...camera cut (Ha) away, but I saw it...it was the mouth-twich...
What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager
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I knew it...I KNEW IT!!!...Ole' Obi pulled off a "one-cheek-sneak" during the chess game...camera cut (Ha) away, but I saw it...it was the mouth-twich...
Han's nasal cavities were desensitized due to smelling Chewie's Wookie farts for who knows how many years (though someone probably does know).
I knew it...I KNEW IT!!!...Ole' Obi pulled off a "one-cheek-sneak" during the chess game...camera cut (Ha) away, but I saw it...it was the mouth-twich...
And what of the wookie? Doesn't he stand to inhale some midichlorians and get all force sensitive and start growling meaningfully?
Han's nasal cavities were desensitized due to smelling Chewie's Wookie farts for who knows how many years (though someone probably does know).
I knew it...I KNEW IT!!!...Ole' Obi pulled off a "one-cheek-sneak" during the chess game...camera cut (Ha) away, but I saw it...it was the mouth-twich...
...that is how the Ewoks found them in the Forest...and when the hatch burst open on the AT-AT, the little shits were almost dying from the Stench...
Nope. And he doesn't get a medal at the end of A New Hope either.
Flagrant and blatant racism if you ask me!
Speaking of racism, I was cooking dinner and wondering about if the colour of the force, light vs dark, might actually reflect the pigmentation of the midichlorians?
And if so, is their colour predetemined? Do dark midichlorians seek out evil ####s? Or does the emotional spectrum pressuring the midichlorian colony inside the force user effecting the colouring and attitude of the Midichlorian?
^Everyone knows what purple means.
As to midichlorian colour I think they would be a base colour and either darken or brighten depending on how they were used. If you gave someone who was basically good a midichlorian transfusion from some evil dude it wouldn't make him evil. The midichlorians would revert to their base colour once no longer being used and when in a new person they would brighten or darken according to how they were used.
As to midichlorian colour I think they would be a base colour and either darken or brighten depending on how they were used. If you gave someone who was basically good a midichlorian transfusion from some evil dude it wouldn't make him evil. The midichlorians would revert to their base colour once no longer being used and when in a new person they would brighten or darken according to how they were used.
You are what you eat.
Also...
You are the colour of the colour of what you eat.
(If you are translucent or transparent.)
Also...
You are the colour of the colour of what you eat.
(If you are translucent or transparent.)
I was going to move onto that.
Because you know how Green Lantern Comics expanded their universe by finding Black, white, yellow, pink, orange, red, blue and indigo Lantern Corps to screw with the natural order of things?
Are we sure Star Wars is binary?
I remember soooooo long ago arguments that Quai Gon Jinn was a "Grey" Force user.
(Vomit)
But in truth, the Force they speak of that is not "dark" is never actually referred to as the "light".
Because you know how Green Lantern Comics expanded their universe by finding Black, white, yellow, pink, orange, red, blue and indigo Lantern Corps to screw with the natural order of things?
Are we sure Star Wars is binary?
I remember soooooo long ago arguments that Quai Gon Jinn was a "Grey" Force user.
(Vomit)
But in truth, the Force they speak of that is not "dark" is never actually referred to as the "light".
...so, what you are saying is, that the Midi-chlorians are soluable in water or host body fluids...and that they "reflect" the "color" of the "soul" of the "entity" they "enter"...(wow, 5 sets of air quotes...yeah, baby)...and, further, they have the ability to shift back and forth between Good and Evil...???
...why, oh why am a picturing a "Mr. Kool-Aide" with a light saber and a Jedi tunic, strobing, colors along the spectrum... "...just pour in water, kids, and choose your nature...light side, dark side?...the Force is with you!"... "...oh, yeeeaaahh!..."
...doubtless too many "midi-chlorians" in college...
...why, oh why am a picturing a "Mr. Kool-Aide" with a light saber and a Jedi tunic, strobing, colors along the spectrum... "...just pour in water, kids, and choose your nature...light side, dark side?...the Force is with you!"... "...oh, yeeeaaahh!..."
...doubtless too many "midi-chlorians" in college...
...pretty sure it is Binary...they got Binks, right?
(oh, boy, gonna get it now from that other thread with the free speech stuff)
Why?
Did some one pay you to say that?
Can I pay you to say things?
Did some one pay you to say that?
Can I pay you to say things?
Imagine if Seamonkeys could grant wishes.
never could get those little buggers to grow...all the other kids did though...but not me...nope...
They do, but you have to add water, and they're never as cool as the packaging ads.
...hmmmm... ..."Pay for Say"..."
HIjol, the Mouthpiece of Money...the Cryer of Cash...Declarer of Dough...Ballader of Bread...
...that shit come with a costume or somethin'?
Unfortunately the appropriate uniform is not assless.
