Voyager Caption This: Worthy of Applause

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Coffee B'Elanna?
No thanks.
Coffee Tom?
I'm already at about Warp 8, thanks anyway.
Coffee Neelix?
Uh, You go ahead, Captain.
Coffee Doctor?
I'm a doctor, not a gourmand.
Coffee Chakotay?
(Does she not see my thermos, or me for that matter)??
Coffee Harry.
No thanks, Captain.
Tuvok? Coffee?
I am currently drinking tea, Captain.
Seven? Coffee?
This is futile.
Mr. Johnson? Coffee?
I consume only silicon-based crystals, Captain.
Mind if I have some coffee before we begin everyone?
Group: NO!
Well that's a fine mood. You know what will cheer you lot right up?
Everyone leaves.
To potted plant: Chakotay, have you always had that tattoo?

And your prize:

Coffee, Triskelion?

Up next:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"The sun really does shine out of Rick Berman's ass!"
"Bravo!"

 

[LeadHead]

The cast assembled on the set to watch the Angels/Dodgers Game, but Roxann was the only one rooting for the Dodgers.

 

[Rat Boy]

After seven years of pedantic plots and shallow character development, the cast started to applaud when they saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[NovusInceptum]

What "Coda" would have been for Seska.

 

[Finn]

Tom: "...And that was how I lost my virginity that night".

 

[jgdst]

Paris (at the helm): Wanna see something I learned in prison that only uses a bottle of whisky, my ass and a lighter?

 

[Vassa]

Blowed up real good!

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the coffee & the win Evil Twin, I'll enjoy it with my
leola Stew!

Now that's a forehead!

 

[Jenee]

After the 2,555th airing of My Fair Lady, B'Lanna still did not get what the basic premise of the storyline.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Torres just didn't get what the fuss over Rush was all about.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Crew: All glory to the Hypnotoad.

B'lanna: I don't get it.

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: What did I tell you, people - our first Delta Quadrant McDonald's sighting!

 

[Jenee]

B'Lanna: I just don't get the big deal with fireworks ...

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Yeah, its a Starbucks. Not like we don't pass one at least once a light year.

JANEWAY: You are dead to me.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

B'Elanna: "It's a fucking supernova! What's with the applause. It isn't exploding for your benefit! Would you clap an earthquake, cheer a hurricane?

Morons!"

 

[Candlelight]

Janeway ordered the crew to graciously welcome the Paparazzi aliens from Gulgar IV.

 

[Koinek]

While the "Voyager: The Later Years" movie received rave reviews from the actors, production heads were not convinced.

 

[Velocity]

Then someone had the bright idea of bringing in a new character and putting her in a catsuit, to the delight of nearly everyone.

 

[jgdst]

Torres instantly regretted ejecting the warp core when Neelix suggested showing the crew slides of his nudist beach holiday.