Voyager Caption This: Worthy of Applause

[Rat Boy]

Torres (thinking): Lucas totally stole that shockwave effect from Star Trek VI.

 

[Rat Boy]

Torres: "It's only a model."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The crew's excitement over witnessing the supernova started to flounder after Janeway gave the order for warp one and realized Paris was in the shitter.

 

[Supernuke]

Torres: Meh. I've seen bigger. Sorry Tom.

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Time to put on the Captain's-Sense-O-Wonder show. Why I didn't put a Betazoid on the bridge.
Chakotay: Oh-we're clapping. Oh. Stop clapping now.
Kim: Damn, the nova's expansion curve outpaced my calculation. Glad I didn't mention it to anyone.
The Doctor: 110001010001010001001...Ooooh!
Kes: Pretty lights. Oh, purple.
Neelix: Just like my asteroids flaring up.
Tuvok: The nova's expansion curve confirmed my calculation. Logical I should mention it to everyone.
B'Elanna: Plasma reactions. Great, wonderful, truly unusual. Can I go finish repairing Vorik's botch job now?

 

[Deckerd]

"You're so fine
you blow my mind
Hey Mickey!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

After years with only Tom Paris' holodeck programming to keep them entertained, even transmissions of "Cop Rock" received through a micro-wormhole were welcomed with joyous celebration.

 

[Jenee]

Torres: "It's only a model."

Winner!

(I'm assuming that's a Monty Python reference ...)

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Just look at the size of that space whale's tallywhacker!
B'Ellana: I've seen bigger.

 

[AlxxlA]

Although nearly blinded by the glare, the crew applauds nonetheless for the Doctor's slideshow of Seven's transformation from Borg to Human, which culmanated in the removal of her chest plate.

 

[Captain Leslie]

B'Elanna was the only one who wasnt impressed by Tom Paris peeing a clear ten feet straight up, as she was the one who taught him how to do it!