Voyager Caption This: Whodunit

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

LeadHead said:

Sorry but according to our doctor, you gained 3 pounds over Christmas, until you lose them UPN won't let you use the elevators.

And your prize:

Microsoft Shuttle Crash Simulator 2375!

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And as a New Year's bonus pic, see if you can do anything with this!

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "Do not worry. I have degrees in Murderology and Murderonomy."

Paris: "Gee, Neelix, what is in Talaxian champagne?"

Neelix: *whispers*

Paris: *spits*

 

[Gertch]

Tuvok: "Welcome to Voyagers' Family Feud. If everyone would take their places the contest may commence."

EMH: "Urine samples up! Hmmm, Captain I think we'll have to run more tests but everyone else looks fine. Isn't this so much fun than being in a stuffy lab?"

 

[Finn]

Tuvok was stumped when Janeway challenged him to explain how the ancestors of those aliens met Archer after Phlox started the whole Phage thing with the Viidians, when there is no record of the NX-01 venturing any further than the Klingon homeworld.

Chakotay: "Three days without technobabble. A Voyager first. I'm proud of you all".

 

[propita]

Tuvok: One word. First syllable.
Paris: Tuvok, you have to actually MOVE when you play charades.
Janeway: No, he doesn't. It's "statue."
Harry, disgruntled: She always get this right.
Aliens, same thought: **This call this fun?!**

 

[Kegek]

Tuvok: And so I have logically deduced that the killer is... you know what? To hell with this. Let's go and get pissed.

And so they did.

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: Thank you for coming, as you know Lieutenant Paris has been accused of murder. This caused me to begin a full scale investigation of the crime. In that investigation...
Janeway: Tom, could you take one for the team and confess?

Janeway: We're such a happy crew!
Every other Voyager Crewmember: (outside, banging on the door) HEY! Why aren't we invited?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Tuvok: "I suppose that you are wondering why I called you here today. As you know, I am currently undergoing the early stages of Ponn far. In my researches, I have come across a venerable Earth custom called 'spin the bottle'..."

EMH: "I'd like to propose a toast to the new parents of a bouncing baby hybrid, Tuvok and Tom!"

Everyone: "Tuvok and Tom!"

 

[Starseeker]

Tuvok: And that's when the murderer escaped from sickbay.
Janeway: You don't mean--
Tuvok: Yes, it was the cheese.

It wasn't until after the toast that the Doctor finally decided "I found a way back to Earth!" was a poor April Fools Day prank.

 

[northwest]

^^that's so mean

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "I have come to a conclusion about this murder case. It is unsolvable!"

The cast about five minutes before they were told that they were bringing in Seven of Nine for the next season.

 

[Nebusj]

``Ensign, Lieutenant, Captain, alien representatives from the world of tragically unfortunate hair: I'm pregnant.''

The nine of them abruptly halt their celebration when they count ten Champagne glasses.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"It was Administor Featherhead in the Solarium with the hydro spanner."
"How did you arrive at this conclusion?"
"Something CLUEd me in."

"Only later did Neelix realize how foolish it was to store bottled urine samples next to the champagne."

 

[SciFi75]

Tuvok: I have deduced that it wasn't Mr Green who killed Mr Body in the arboretum with the reticulating diode. It was Mrs Peacock who killed Mr Body in the astrometrics laboratory with the phase variance enhancer set on a shift variance of .25 gigahertz.

Playing Clue in the 24th century had long lost it's fun.

 

[Anubis]

Tuvok: Now that I have you all here... off with my pants!

Here's to our own feature film...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tuvok: "And thats why your sense of interior design sucks!"

All: "Here's to the end of a great season Three!!! And an even better season four!!!"

PA: "Hey Jennifer, the producers wanna talk to you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "One might have informed me that my fly was down before I started my three hour lecture."

 

[misskim86]

Tuvok: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you that I have killed Neelix

 

[Kirby]

Tuvok: "Thank you all for coming. I hope you enjoy my lecture entitled 'the infinite logic of multi-level marketing' I am very excited about this opportunity and I know you will be too!"

All: "To the reset button!"

 

[misskim86]

All: To Neelix and his new husband Plox!