And to guarantee Voyager safe passage through Viidian space, I offer you my first officer, Commander Chakotay. He's chock full of spare parts... except for his balls, they're in my quarters.
Janeway: Damn it get the hell out of the transporter room! <slapping upside the head> I am trying to introduce my first officer! Science officer thinking: "Now there's someting you don't see everyday a white boy popping in from thin air!
In order to escape from planet Amazonia, Captain Janeway had to make a quick command decision as to who was going to die by snu-snu. Harry Kim was understandably disappointed.
Freedom is the right of all sentient... wait, what's this gooey stuff with a tattoo under my foot? Prime: Well, at least I got a movie deal! Harry was all excited when he heard a hot robot in red would be coming aboard. He was sadly disappointed when Six didn't materialize on the pad. (With thanks to YoH for the pic to work with.)
Offscreen Alien Voice: Your captain will die horribly while being eaten alive, as is our custom of greeting newcomers to our space. Which of you is he? Commander Chakotay, walking in late: Sorry I'm late everyone...what did I miss?
``... and if the price is right you'll be able to take your life-size life-like action Voyager crew and set a course for home in ... your new car!''
Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kathryn Janeway, Starfleet Captain and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life. With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: This droid. His programming has been wiped clean...do with it what you will
It has to be done... [image]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i248/Starpaul20/Eye_of_the_Needle_balok.jpg[/image] Janeway: Our new first officer is alot more interesting than the old one.
[image]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/dbruce79/Eye_of_the_Needle_197.jpg[/image] Janeway: And now, here is commander Chakotay! Voyager's mime! He's great at parties.