Voyager Caption This: Welcome Aboard

[Candlelight]

And if you can find the location of the football you win 5 pounds.

 

[BriGuy]

And to guarantee Voyager safe passage through Viidian space, I offer you my first officer, Commander Chakotay. He's chock full of spare parts... except for his balls, they're in my quarters.

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Nerys Myk said:

Janeway loved to show visitors her Voyager action figure collection (bridge playset sold seperately)

Starpaul20 said:
Had to...

Time Travel on Voyager is getting out of hand.

Best two so far for me! Imaginative and unpredictable :thumbsup:

 

[NathanielM]

Janeway: Damn it get the hell out of the transporter room! <slapping upside the head> I am trying to introduce my first officer!

Science officer thinking: "Now there's someting you don't see everyday a white boy popping in from thin air!

 

[Shatmandu]

. . . and after saying, "Welcome aboard," Beltran was finished for the week.

 

[Rat Boy]

In order to escape from planet Amazonia, Captain Janeway had to make a quick command decision as to who was going to die by snu-snu. Harry Kim was understandably disappointed.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Dinner is served, gentlemen."

 

[Candlelight]

"If I don't make it back from the away mission, Commander Prime is in charge."

 

[BriGuy]

Well, we all know what this means...

Up next on Star Trek: Voyager - pig-men monsters!

 

[BriGuy]

Freedom is the right of all sentient... wait, what's this gooey stuff with a tattoo under my foot?

Prime: Well, at least I got a movie deal!

Harry was all excited when he heard a hot robot in red would be coming aboard. He was sadly disappointed when Six didn't materialize on the pad.

(With thanks to YoH for the pic to work with.)

 

[Capt_Piett]

Offscreen Alien Voice: Your captain will die horribly while being eaten alive, as is our custom of greeting newcomers to our space. Which of you is he?

Commander Chakotay, walking in late: Sorry I'm late everyone...what did I miss?

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Commander, please stop that. The Tellarite ambassador doesn't seem amused."

 

[Candlelight]

The problem of Caption-Crossover-itus:

"Stop doing that with Optimus Pig!"

 

[Nebusj]

``... and if the price is right you'll be able to take your life-size life-like action Voyager crew and set a course for home in ... your new car!''

 

[Huntingdon]

Capt_Piett said:


Offscreen Alien Voice: Your captain will die horribly while being eaten alive, as is our custom of greeting newcomers to our space. Which of you is he?

Commander Chakotay, walking in late: Sorry I'm late everyone...what did I miss?

Very good!

 

[Photoman15]

Nebusj said:

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kathryn Janeway, Starfleet Captain and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life.

With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: This droid.
His programming has been wiped clean...do with it what you will

 

[Starpaul20]

It has to be done...
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Janeway: Our new first officer is alot more interesting than the old one.

 

[Rat Boy]

Starpaul20 said:
It has to be done...

Janeway: Our new first officer is alot more interesting than the old one.

 

[Evil Twin]

I'm shocked no one has Photoshopped Meatball Chakotay yet.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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Janeway: And now, here is commander Chakotay! Voyager's mime! He's great at parties.