Voyager Caption This: Unwanted Qompany

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Grignak: Filters you replace, water lines I replace, otherwise Captain's Coffee...no.

Neelix: All I'm saying is that for all the use that reset button gets it should be in a more accessable place.

"Look I have no idea what it does but the writers came up with it, Berman's had a fangasm over it so expect it to show up another six times this season"

And your prize:

A sad, lonely little gelpack who needs
a new home.

Up next:

 

[Kirby]

Whoo Hoo I won!!!! Thanks Evil Twin

Q: It POOPS?!?!?!?!?!

Q: I call it a Q-Pod. It has a terrabite of memory so you can listen to my ponderings, stories, and wisdom for literally years. Oh yeah, I also put the Hamster Dance on it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Q notices how much older he'll get the next time he shows up on Voyager.

Q: "Hmmm, let's see. Name? Q. Age? Immortal. Sex? Yes please."

 

[phenyx2]

It's Not mine!!!

 

[phenyx2]

Let's try this one more time Q...First...I put an X...then you put an O........

 

[chancellorjake]

Q: It's called fan fiction and it's really good. In this story you lust after me and hilarity ensues. I thought we could do some real life interpretations.
KJ: Dream On, Q!
Q: Fine. I will. I'm leaving this with you, though. I want you read Kathryn/Annika. It's a favorite among the Continuum.
KJ: Sounds Interesting. What's it about?
Q: Just you wait... *Flashes Out*

 

[Triskelion]

Powers! You're supposed to be dead! We had sharks with laserbeams!

I'm also proficient in Microsoft Office and my weakness is I'm a perfectionist.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q was declared the winner of the Rodney Dangerfield Lookalike Contest.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay, offscreen: "He got it wrong, Captain: I told him you occasionally like a little pussy ..."

Q: "I figured you searched Seven of Nine for Borg implants, but I never thought you'd go forearm deep ..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Chakotay, offscreen: "... and I'm still trying to remember where I got this tattoo."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay, offscreen, walking in: "I got a tattoo on my nuts same as my face, Katheryn, look ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Hey, what are you two doing in my bathroom?"

Q: "Just say the word, Kathy, and this picture of Neelix will be all over the quadrant."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Q: "Ow! Just sat on meself!"

Janeway: "You used to be omnipotent, all powerful, Godlike in your powers, and look at what you are reduced to Q. How pitiful!"

Q: "Look Kate, do you want to buy the iPhone or not?"

 

[Triskelion]

The Shat!

Q: Care to explain this Kate?
K: Well DL, I was young, I needed the money, I had the goods, and also who doesn't love sex? Apparently not you, you porno hound. Question is what are you doing surfing for fifteen year-old babysitters?
Q: Erp, never mind * Delete *

 

[Jptrekker]

Leonard McCoy's sudden appearance in Janeway's quarters wasn't as shocking to Q as his preparation for and willingness to conduct Q's first manual colonoscopy.

He says his name is Grignak, that he will name the price, and you must have the money...or you will never see your coffee again.

 

[Finn]

"Jean-Luc! I can explain..."

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain! That dog of yours just pooped on Commander Chakotay's chair!"
*music swells, cut to commercial break*

"It's called a pizza menu. Shall I order from it?"
"A pit-sa?"
"No, pizza. 'Peet-zaa'. The t is silent, apparently".

 

[John Picard]

Shatmandu: Katheryn, forget the dog, check this out (sound of a zipper unzipping) *BUMP*

Q:: gasp

 

[Capt_Piett]

Where will you be when youre diarrhea comes back?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"All right. Fine. So I spent a little too much extra time with Commander Riker since my last visit. Now, will you take this PADD?"