Voyager Caption This: The Hands of a Surgeon

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Take that pastie off your forehead Tom, you're not a Klingon"

 

[Triskelion]

Mmmmmm...Radioactive Hot Pockets!

See Captain? I told you a good manicure would change his tune.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Seems like he's going to a lot of trouble just to transport gerbils directly into his colon, but who am I to judge what Chakotay does in his off hours?"

 

[nil_jones]

The experimental Repli-baby solved the procreation problems of Voyager's more unattractive crew members.

Janeway: The macarena? Four 10 hours? THAT was the upgrade?

Paris: The gay parts were Harry's idea.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "I guess it's true with holograms; you do it too often and you'll go blind."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "A glitch caused hair to suddenly grow from his palms."
Paris: "Yeah, a glitch ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janeway: Mr. Paris, are you certain?
Paris: Yeah, he stuck his hand in there and I was able to fill the cup without doing it myself.