Voyager Caption This: The Captioning of Deck Twelve

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Vassa said:

This weeks aliens, eh?
Yep.
Blew the budget on a CG shot didn't they?
Yep.

And your prize:

Thirty days in the brig. Congratulations!

Up next:

 

[Laren]

Neelix is telling the story...

...of what really happened to the Borg baby.

 

[Blueicus]

^ That is a winner! LOL

 

[Akiraprise]

That was a good one.
Going to be hard to top that one.

 

[Nerys Myk]

And then, Archer mentioned.... Gazelles!!!!

 

[Odon]

"Once upon a time there was this starship whose crew was lost thousands of light years from home, and they were forced to take on this really creepy warthog person as their cook. He smelled awful, forced everyone to eat horrible food, made out he was the ship's comic relief even though no-one found him the least bit funny and, most sinister of all, had a sexual interest in cute youngsters like yourselves..."

 

[Nebusj]

``Mister Neelix, sir, doesn't the coffee pot only glow like that when a photonic superexcitation produces a metastable state prone to spontaneous rapid thermal expansion and the induction of phase discontinuities in local material structures?''
``You know, the kids on other starships talk like people.''

On the next thrilling episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay Yells At Delta Quadrant Idiots For Six Weeks --

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "...and this one time, at band camp..."

Unfortunately, everyone forgot that Neelix was allergic to shellfish and tragedy ensued.

 

[Candlelight]

"Which of you wants to be the entree?"

Neelix mistook Mr Paris' comment about 'eating Kes'.

 

[Candlelight]

Neelix showed everyone how to properly greet the Nipple creatures of Labia VII.

 

[Vassa]

30 days in the Brig!?

WOOT!! Some days off!

and uhm,...

I'm not even gonna try to top Laren's entry.

 

[Sephiroth]

"So, who wants to learn about the ancient eartling,Michael Jackson"?

Little did neelix know that hidden under the covered dish only death awaited him, and the entire crew knew and couldn't wait

he he he

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Do any of you like gladiator movies?"

Neelix was savouring the moment before unveiling his practical joke. A little work with a laser drill on the table beforehand, and he was ready to show off his own Leola root.

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Any of you know the one about the man from Nantucket?"

The reason everyone around Neelix is smiling? There's a face-hugger under there.

 

[Shatmandu]

"Uncle Neelix is going to teach you what mommies and daddies do ..."

Ethan Phillips: "My dignity? Is this where I left it?"

 

[Furlong]

Neelix and Crew:

Upon revealing the dish, the crew realized Neelix had taken the name "Iron Chef" rather literally.

 

[Evil Twin]

"It took Voyager three days to track down the shuttle Mister Paris had used to kidnap the Captain. Only when Commander Chakotay found them, they were no longer human..."

"Oh come on, Neelix, you're just making all this up!"

"Now, hold on! I'm just getting to the best part."

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Is that NBC's Chris Hansen in the corner over there? Uh oh."

 

[Ro_Laren]

I'm not even gonna try to top Laren's entry.

Me neither!!

 

[NathanielM]

Neelix and everyone. Kumbya my friends! Kumbaya! I am gay toay see me daaaance.

Kids: Hey that's not how it goes!

Little does Neelix know that it is really Chakotay's balls to keep him from overacting better than Janeway