Voyager Caption This: Subspace Silliness

[Evil Twin]

Meanwhile, in the Living Witness-verse...

"Dammit, Ensign, you promised me this superlaser would be able to destroy planets. PLANETS! Don't call me down here again until you've made some real progress!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "... and by remodulating the frequency of the anti-chroniton wavefront, this sets up a graviton resonance that denatures space-time over a finite volume, allowing for hyper-long range instantaneous communications."

Chakotay: "Wow!, that's amazing Harry, and the deflector can't do this?"

Kim: "What?"

Chakotay: "You've invented something that the ship's deflector can't be made to do by pushing a couple of buttons?"

Kim: "Weeelll..."

Chakotay: "Oh Harry Harry Harry! Don't waste my time."

 

[BorgBabe]

-The jury discussed the entrant by capt. Janeway-

Chakotay: "Hmm... Looks more like a Freudian slip instead of an abstract installation..."

 

[Gertch]

With the Doctor eager to try his hand at plastic surgery, the crew helps B'Elanna pick out her new forehead ridges.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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Kim: (after 2 hours of Kim explaining the device)...Altering the gravimetric wave fronts causing a cascading effect.
Tuvok: Right... So Bellana, what does it do?
Bellana: It sharpens pencils.

 

[Nebusj]

KIM: It's yet another blasted doohickey that takes some dumb stuff and does this useless thing where it makes that stupid beam.
CHAKOTAY: You sound like you don't care much about this adventure, Ensign.
KIM: Look who's talking.

 

[Candlelight]

Tuvok: "The captain will be pleased you managed to strengthen her diaphagm, Mr Kim."

Chakotay: "Awwww, for shit's sake Harry..."

 

[Alyssa]

DayOldHotSauce said:

Kim: (after 2 hours of Kim explaining the device)...Altering the gravimetric wave fronts causing a cascading effect.
Tuvok: Right... So Bellana, what does it do?
Bellana: It sharpens pencils.

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[Jimmy_C]

Tuvok: Limbo!

 

[od0_ital]

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