Voyager Caption This: Subspace Silliness

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Kegek said:

Doctor: He's dead.
(pause)
Alien: Can I eat him?
Janeway: That's disgusting. Cook him first.

And your prize:

Sadly, Tuvok did not recover from the intense captioning.
On the bright side, his stuff's all yours now!

Up next:

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"The first deflector shield condom test."

 

[Finn]

How Seven's boobs were made...

 

[MrPointy]

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Chakotay - "I don't know about you all, but I think I now understand why Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Chakotay: Good work, this will do nicely. Now, I want that fog machine and strobe light online by nineteen hundred.

 

[Turbo]

Chakotay is shocked when B'Elanna shows him why she chose Tom over him.

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Chakotay: "So we're clear on this, people... Tuvok's spiffy new anti-techno-babble laser will open up a can of whuppass on anyone who uses words of more than 4 syllables in this weeks episode. Got it?!"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Chakotay: How does it work again Mr Kim?

Kim: Its a beam of compressed energy made primarily of 20% Tachyons, 30% Tetryons and 50% Neutrinos, the beam literally pierces the fabric of space time puncturing a hole straight through subspace causing the formation of an artificial wormhole, hopefully we'll be able to create a wormhole by attaching this to the navigational deflector and voyager can travel through it to the alpha quadrant.

Tuvok: I assume the wormhole is stable.

Kim: Damn it.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chakotay: "What is it?"
Kim: "It's... well it's green."
Chakotay: "Yes, but what does it do?"
Kim: "Installed around the deflector, an array of these gives a really cool strobe effect that changes the faster we go."
Torres: "It looks cool. What's the point of that?"
Tuvok: "That should be self-evident. You will find the design alterations required to convert the ship into a low rider on your PADD. As well as the Captain's authorisation. She isn't to be disturbed on this matter. She's far too busy painting go-faster stripes on the hull."

 

[Nebusj]

``I have to credit you for an imaginative way to try getting back to Earth, Mister Kim. Who would have imagined that we could melt open a hole in our audience's TV screens big enough for us to crawl through?''

 

[Kegek]

Thanks.

Beltran: I have no idea what this is.
Wang: Just look impressed while Roxanne and I exposit reams of technobabble.
(pause)
Beltran: You know, I put up with this stuff because I get a paycheck. What about the viewers?

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "All these hours of work and your new super-weapon can't even penetrate clear plastic?"

 

[Candlelight]

"No, Mr Kim, the Jellyfish Alliance definitely WON'T be happy we just vapourised their ambassador"

 

[Gertch]

Fire said:
Chakotay: How does it work again Mr Kim?

Kim: Its a beam of compressed energy made primarily of 20% Tachyons, 30% Tetryons and 50% Neutrinos, the beam literally pierces the fabric of space time puncturing a hole straight through subspace causing the formation of an artificial wormhole, hopefully we'll be able to create a wormhole by attaching this to the navigational deflector and voyager can travel through it to the alpha quadrant.

Tuvok: I assume the wormhole is stable.

Kim: Damn it.

Year of Hell said:
"No, Mr Kim, the Jellyfish Alliance definitely WON'T be happy we just vapourised their ambassador"

My favs so far.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay: "Impressive, but what are advatages over going with DirecTV?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "Sir, sensors indicate a dramatic rise in continuity issues and plot holes."

Chakotay: "You idiots! I told you to build a weapon capable of destroying the Borg's cannon, not the show's canon!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "... conclusively proves that it is possible to squeeze an Organian through the eye of a needle."

 

[John Picard]

Chacotay: The Captain will not like the modifications you made to her coffee maker, Mr Kim.

Tuvok: Indeed.

 

[Candlelight]

"But does it cut through a tin can or shoe like the ad suggested?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy said:

Kim: "Sir, sensors indicate a dramatic rise in continuity issues and plot holes."

Chakotay: "You idiots! I told you to build a weapon capable of destroying the Borg's cannon, not the show's canon!"

*POOF!*

Tucker: "Hold on, I think I got this thing fixed. Thing's screwier than a June bug in autumn."

Kirk: "Thank God. Last thing we need is for the captain to get back here and find out we messed up the entire universe."

Troi: "But, I'm sensing something's wrong."

Kirk: "Oh, will you give the whole 'I'm sensing something' line a rest, lady? Why Starfleet assigned us a counselor is beyond me. Okay, so this thing isn't going to work. I guess I'll have to save Captain What's-Her-Name from the cybernetic Whatchamacallits and their flying paperweight myself. Mr. Sisko, assemble a boarding party."

Sisko: "Don't you mean an away team?"

Kirk: "Whose in charge of this ship right now? I'll call it what I want to call it, dammit!"