Voyager Caption This: Soup's On

[Scatta]

Year of Hell said:

Neelix tries to convince Tuvok to try a new hairstyle this season. Hilarity ensues.

Didn't they try that one on Janeway somewhere around "Year of Hell?"

 

[TimelessTrek]

Gadrin said:

That's gotta be the winner --- its the only non-bowel-movement joke I've read :thumbsup:

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

^^hhmm...^^

nx1701g said:

DayOldHotSauce said:
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Neelix was just getting ready for a nice swim in a pot full of god knows what.

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Tuvok realized that if he so much as glanced at the contents of the bowl Neelix wouldn't leave him alone until he ate it.

ehem...

 

[TimelessTrek]

Okay, let me rephrase that..the only GOOD non-bowel movement caption I've read.

 

[northwest]

TimelessTrek said:
Okay, let me rephrase that..the only GOOD non-bowel movement caption I've read.

Now, that was kinda rude...

 

[Candlelight]

Chakotay turned his head to cough, but the Doctor accidentally grabbed the wrong testicles.

Tuvok was confused. He hadn't been asked to turn his head, and the Doctor wasn't on the bridge, yet someone had just grabbed his nuts.

 

[Kirby]

Neelix: "Captain, I've heard you mention on several occasions that you wanted to 'open a can of whoop-ass.' Unfortunately all I could find was a can of chicken noodle, but here, I've warmed it up for you. Enjoy!"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"And for dessert....chilled monkey brains."

 

[TimelessTrek]

northwest said:

TimelessTrek said:
Okay, let me rephrase that..the only GOOD non-bowel movement caption I've read.

Now, that was kinda rude...

Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone. My captions were awful and poop-humor filled so it's not like I'm excluding myself from this opinion!

 

[Gadrin]

MeanJoePhaser said:

"And for dessert....chilled monkey brains."

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Scatta]

@ can of whoop...

 

[LeadHead]

The entire crew suffered the consequences when the Special Delta Quadrant Episode of "Iron Chef" required all dishes to be prepared with Leola Root.

When Janeway couldn't convince Tuvok to Fire on the ship carrying 2 thousand tons of Leola Root, Neelix brought the winning Entry to the Bridge. Torpedoes Away!

 

[Candlelight]

NEELIX: "Captain, I just used the standard ingredients. He doesn't look that bad, what exactly has happened to him?"
TUVOK: "Can someone order my guide dog to fire phasers?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "Yes, it was necessary to teabag the soup! 'When on Ventax IV,' etc., etc."

 

[BriGuy]

It's the snot that makes it good.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"It's based on a old reciepe I found in the database. Soylent Green."

 

[Gertch]

Chakotay: "I can't eat that!"
Neelix: "I'm glad, they're my socks."

 

[Drob]

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Chakotay: "What's that huge fly doing in the soup?"

Neelix: "Looks like the backstroke."

 

[Capt_Piett]

Tuvok, sensing the carnage that was about to ensue when Neelix told the captain he was replacing her coffee with leeola root tea, slowly attempted to extricate himself from between them.