Voyager Caption This: Owned

[crazyoboe]

Chakotay: Wow, I didn't know that Borg farts could be so lethal!
Tuvok: Indeed, they are their most potent weapon.
Seven: Commanders, if you value your lives, you might want to leave the room. It appears the effects of Neelix's chilli have not worn off yet.

 

[Candlelight]

"How many people do you think will confuse Borg with Hirogen?"
"Over 60% sir"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Tell Neelix that meat's back on the menu."

or

"Looks like Riddick got here before us."

"Alright, Seven, you try and lure Barney out by pretending to be a potential mate...and stop grimacing."

 

[Candlelight]

"Scans have so far failed to find this 'ring' commander."

Chakotay: "Down and safe, Captain. We'll send ensign Ricky on ahead to see if planet Sertaan Deaarth is dangerous."
Ricky: "Aw shit..."

 

[Kirby]

Tuvok: Most illogical, Mr. Paris has re-created a science fiction version of the 20th century movie Blazing Saddles.
Chakotay: What's that smell?

Gilligan's Island: The Next Generation

 

[Gertch]

Chakotay: "Okay, there's only 5 of us. We better get started on repopulating the species."
Seven: "I don't believe that will be necessary as Voyager is still in orbit."
Chakotay: "Right. Well we might as well continue the mission then."

 

[Starseeker]

Okay, so bribing the writers with replicator rations was a great idea, but this was just too damn easy.

Careful everyone -- someone's strewn cheap mossy stuff all over the clearing. I sense a budget cut approaching.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "This is it... This is where Forrestall cashed in."

Paris: "A friend of yours?"

Chakotay: "A competitor... he was good. He was very, very good."

Paris: "Señor, nobody comes out of there alive... please."

 

[Candlelight]

After hours of searching, Seven finally spotted the soccer ball.

 

[Sisu]

Have a problem with Hirogen? New Holodeck Rings will get rid of any infestation in record time!

Jeri Ryan was dismayed that the male cast had developed breasts on par with hers.....

 

[misskim86]

The Borg had watched yet another Neelix centered episode

 

[MrPointy]

The Voyager crew were still at the top of the Delta Quadrant leaderboards in Unreal Tournament 2377.

The male members of the away team would quickly notice that the poor quality lighting and resolution of the reverse-engineered Hirogen holodeck made Seven's formidable chest appear flat. Ensign Deadmeat died of shock and Tuvok momentarily lost emotional control.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "We don't know who these people were, but we know the Berman did it."

 

[Angel Ruse]

Paris: "I shouldn't have come. I'm endangering the mission. I sense Ewoks approaching. Blasters on stun. Chi-chick. Pzew pzew!."

Chakotay: "Paris, if I hear you verbalize just one more Star Wars sound effect I'm going to show you the true power of the Darkside... of Neelix's cooking."

Paris: "Snap-hiss."

 

[Rat Boy]

Seven: "There must be something wrong, Commander. My universal translator doesn't understand the word 'pwned.'"

Chakotay: "Stupid n00b."