Voyager Caption This: Owned

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

Starseeker said:

As you know, every 7 years, Vulcan males experience an irresistable urge to redecorate a room.

And your prize:

Have a ready room knick-knack, on me!

Up next:

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Ok we took care of the flying monkeys. Let's find the witch, kill her and get the hell home!

TUVOK: "Jurassic Park"? That is an odd name.

 

[Nebusj]

Fortunately, the Borg are never able to resist dancing along to ``Ring Around The Rosie''.

Voyager finally arrives with the hopes of rescuing Marshall, Will, and Holly.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: "She sure showed them after they shot the coffee mug off her hand"

Tukok: "Indeed"

Paris: "Hey kids! Daddy's here. Where are you guys. Mommy is cooking us Chopped Targ Aunt B'Elanna killed with her bare hands, boiled in coffee. Where are you guys? Come on, come out"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Tuvok: "... and if you put a ball bearing at the centre of an infinitely large rubber sheet..."

Chakotay: "That's enough Tuvok. No Borg can adapt to your science lectures."

Chakotay: "I can see the shuttle. Let's go back to the ship."

Paris: "There is a nacelle over there."

Tuvok: "The aft door is behind us."

Seven: "The sensor array is in that tree."

Security Guard: "Who lets you fly these things?"

Chakotay: "Look, where I come from, we call it creative parking. Now shut up and get out some duct tape."

 

[Gertch]

Duke Nukem: 7 of 9 was a huge hit in the holodecks.

Chakotay: "Okay. Nobody look while I clean off the bottom of my shoe."

 

[propita]

Man, I can't remember the names of these episodes!

Help?

 

[Evil Twin]

Season 7's "Flesh and Blood"

 

[propita]

Thanks!

Guess I'm not the fan I thought I was, huh?

 

[Rat Boy]

Never insult a Vulcan's mother.

Crewman Gump: "We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named 'Charlie.'"

 

[CaptainJon]

That answers that question...now what about their bodily fluids?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chakotay: Yesterday, what did you see?
Tuvok: You're wasting your time.
Chakotay: No more games!
Seven: I don't know what it was. It...
Chakotay: Go on.
Seven: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle.
Tuvok: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nerys Myk said:

Chakotay: Yesterday, what did you see?
Tuvok: You're wasting your time.
Chakotay: No more games!
Seven: I don't know what it was. It...
Chakotay: Go on.
Seven: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle.
Tuvok: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

Seven: "I ain't got time to bleed."

 

[BriGuy]

Chakotay: Sooo... if we're all out here, who's back at the hatch to push the button?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Chakotay: This was the game the humans called Halo 3?

Tuvok: Indeed.

Chakotay: No wonder it was so popular.

 

[Nicole]

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Chakotay: I can now see why 20th century humans liked RPGs so much.

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Seven: This climate is going to seriously damage my hair...

 

[Kegek]

VOYAGER: WORLD OF STARCRAFT

Chakotay: Okay, who's going to be master-looter?
Tuvok: Rolling for loot would appear to be the more logical approach.
Chakotay: But we can't allocate DKP that way, noob. Seven, how about you masterloot?
Paris: No way are we having Seven. She steals. Just look that those Breasts of Enhancement!
Seven: You want them?

Later...

Chakotay: Okay, let's see what phatlewt is available. Seven?
Seven: Hmm, mainly vendortrash... ah-ha! Breasts of Enhancement.
Tuvok: Did not Mr. Paris need those?
Chakotay: He's d/ced. Okay, I could use those - WTF? Seven, you've taken it! You've already got them!
Seven: I'm going to disenchant them to make a silicon sword.
Chakotay: WTF! z0mg! You stole my breasts!

 

[Rat Boy]

The away team discovers that Neelix's clambake for the Hirogen had taken a tragic turn.

 

[Candlelight]

“Game over man… game over!”
“Knock it off Tuvok”

(singing) "...as long as you love me... who you are, where you're from... "

 

[Gertch]

Tuvok: "This would never happen on iCarly...not while I'm principal."