Voyager Caption This: Looking for Love

[SciFi75]

Kim: I like Uranus.

7 of 9: We are supposed to be reviewing the crew manifest, Ensign Kim, not obsessing over my bodily features.

Kim: No...I meant Uranus...the planet next to the image of crewman's file.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kim: So you can't help us get home, but you can access Craig's List. Beautiful.

Doc: Aaaaaaayhhhh... Beeeeeehhhh... Seeeeehhh... Deeeeeehhh... Eeeeehhh...

 

[Shatmandu]

Seven of Nine: "Oh. Yes, this one will do."

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Doctor? Who is this phantom and how did he come to be contained within your head?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait! Stop! I must prevent you from dating Chakotay! It'll ruin the final season!"

Picard: "Is this what you people do with state-of-the-art Starfleet equipment around here? What a waste."

 

[Nebusj]

``Doug Brownowski? Wasn't he goalie for the Maple Leafs back in the early 60s?''

Curiously, the Borg have decided that karaoke is not irrelevant.

 

[Rat Boy]

Much to Seven's annoyance, the Doctor proceeded to sing the greatest hits of Social Distortion completely off key.

 

[Defcon]

Kim: This gentleman expressed a great interest in you, Seven. He insisted he knows you from something called Boston Legal.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:Now he is one sexy son of a bitch!

 

[Jptrekker]

...and Janeway still drinks coffee after meeting this guy?

 

[MrPointy]

Ensign Kim - Let's see... DougieB's got 1,286,408 points on his XBL gamertag. That means he's 18th on the Voyager ladder.

Doctor - So I was all rocking that shit out on Expert... *singing* HERE I AAAAAMMMMMMM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAANE!

Seven - I'm sure it was an event, but could you please leave your Guitar Hero anecdotes for another time.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Place you name, money I name otherwise threesome, no."

 

[Gertch]

"Can we just pause a minute Seven?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Seven: "He doesn't look older than 80 at all."

 

[Defcon]

Kim: What do you think about him?

Seven: He talks to much.

 

[Candlelight]

"I do not understand. If it is only a nickel, why does he not accept the letter?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "Wait a minute! This isn't the Emperor's Club web site!"

Seven: "It would appear that the H key is broken."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: This one seems ok.

 

[Shatmandu]

7 of 9: "Oh, I already fucked that guy. Next."

 

[Shatmandu]

7 of 9: "I'll fuck anyone who changes their caption contest more often ..."